Relationship Status

[Trainer17]

I'm in a relationship with my bed. We've been together for 18 years but the government won't recognize our union. :'(

Our government gives us 2 years more for strengthening our relationship with our beds <3 (singaporeftw)

Single! And single forever. Probably. xD

I dunno, I've never had luck with relationships. Meaning I don't have luck with people, period. I need to get out more...

Oh Gemma, when will you realize Luck is not equal to Love? You don't need luck with people, and they shouldn't look for something like that when they come to you! Relationships needs trust and understanding. Those two are the very important keys that will pull both of yous throughout life! Getting out more doesn't increase your chance of falling in love! You should reveal your heart more to people care about you! They will understand how you really are on the inside! What kind of personality you have, what kind of a gentle soul you possess, what kind of hardships you went through! Your smile alone will be enough to answer all the questions above. At the end of day, Lady Luck can smile upon all of us, but she won't be staying at place for too long. But what does? IT'S OUR HEARTS!

Spoiler:

If I had a nickel for every advice I give, I'd be at Mount Olympus now.

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Does mentally being married to an anime character count? Because, if so, I've been married to Rin Okumura since like the 8th grade and I've got a closet for my harem of other anime guys to play with on the weekends. XD

I'm just kidding.

In reality I'm single, but I'd like to be dating someone if I'm honest. I've noticed some guys I'd probably like to date, but usually they're one of a few things: Gay, taken, or not approved. The first two are self explanatory, but the last one means my mom doesn't approve of the guy I've taken an interest in and has therefore said I can't date him. It doesn't happen very often but when it does it's a real bummer because I look for more of a best friend than a sexual partner and I've met some guys in my life that would totally be that.

Hmm, parents can be a real hooky dooky when it comes to relationships. They can be very controlling at times, but I always blackmail mine. If you guys don't approve, I'ma drink and do drugs, and some other drama ***** which works.

But SLOANE!

Love is gentle, Love is wild.
But if you're not game, then it's just mild.
Don't be sad, and don't get worried.
Most of the time you'll get buried.
Love is never cruel, Love is never lost.
Not until you become the boss.
It takes two hands to clap.
Or just one for a big tight slap.

It takes time to hit the right one.
But it's better then being done.

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