The Pikachu Survivor Game - ★Festive Pika Anarchy Edition!★

[Chakramaster]

BUT I HAVE EXAMS!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR ME TO NOT HAVE APOSABLE THUMBS!!

but we DO have them noble. They may be smaller than your average human hands and fingers....BUT STILL we have all 5 digits like any human! o^_^o Plus as a Pikachu you don't NEED any silly tests or schools. Those are silly human things, not Pikachu stuff

[Noblejanobii]

but we DO have them noble. They may be smaller than your average human hands and fingers....BUT STILL we have all 5 digits like any human! o^_^o Plus as a Pikachu you don't NEED any silly tests or schools. Those are silly human things, not Pikachu stuff

I'd like to see you bubble in a scantron with those fingers good sir. AND I NEED THE SILLY HUMAN THINGS. I can't take over the world the same way Hitler did if I'm a pikachu. I wouldn't be a very convincing speaker.

[Shruikan]

Oh dear, Corrupt_Voidlich has almost overtaken me! I must release more people from there non-pikachu forms, and quickly! Mjölnir, to me!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You'd be surprised what schools will make you do these days, Human or not, Chakra. You'd be surprised. Doubly so in college. They dont' care if you show up in the middle of killing a Gyarados with your bare hands apart from questions and a polite request to remove the carcass. Same with genderbending into a magical girl, or do a nuclear sneeze, or ascend to become a First Guardian, or turn into a Pikachu with four arms and telekinesis, or sever your lower half to have it kickbox an evil villain themed around tinfoil to death. If you do not know what Lasch argues about through your non-empowered memory, you're gonna have a bad time.

That or your local education system is so bad that you literally have nothing to lose in skipping anyways. Either way, you're not really helping your case.

"KEEP GOING RON, WE WANT 60 MPH ON THOSE STRAIGHTWAYS! PUSH THAT BODY! CHASE DOWN THAT DIRTY RAT! IT'S STOLEN YOUR TEDDY BEAR RON, ARE YOU GONNA LET THAT PUNK GET AWAY?! RUN RON, RUN!"

ALSO HANDS OFF MY SPELLBOOK @Shruikan , THIS LITERALLY HAS NO USE TO A PIKACHU WHATOSEVER.

AND ALSO THAT IS A REALLY MISSPELLED WAY TO SAY SHURIKEN. I THINK.

[Noblejanobii]

Oh dear, Corrupt_Voidlich has almost overtaken me! I must release more people from there non-pikachu forms, and quickly! Mjölnir, to me!

*smacks Mjölnir with AP Literature textbook* DENIED!

[Chakramaster]

I'd like to see you bubble in a scantron with those fingers good sir. AND I NEED THE SILLY HUMAN THINGS. I can't take over the world the same way Hitler did if I'm a pikachu. I wouldn't be a very convincing speaker.

*Smh*, oh Noble. You seem to forget. We Pikachu can use Iron Tail to cut those pencils down to Pika size! Sure for you new Chu it'll take some getting used to, but I'm a pro at it now! Don't worry, when that time comes I will teach you!

[Noblejanobii]

*Smh*, oh Noble. You seem to forget. We Pikachu can use Iron Tail to cut those pencils down to Pika size! Sure for you new Chu it'll take some getting used to, but I'm a pro at it now! Don't worry, when that time comes I will teach you!

NOPE!! Stay away from me! I've got textbooks and I ain't afraid to use them! They're heavy and hurt! I would know I've had to carry six of them every year for the past four years!

[Shruikan]

ALSO HANDS OFF MY SPELLBOOK @Shruikan , THIS LITERALLY HAS NO USE TO A PIKACHU WHATOSEVER.

AND ALSO THAT IS A REALLY MISSPELLED WAY TO SAY SHURIKEN. I THINK.

Spellbook? What, are you an Ylissian thunder mage? I don't have need of you puny mortals' books full of words, not with my Asgardian Hammer!
And how dare you imply that I named myself after a silly little throwing star! I am the great black dragon of the king of alagaesia!

[Noblejanobii]

Spellbook? What, are you an Ylissian thunder mage? I don't have need of you puny mortals' books full of words, not with my Asgardian Hammer!

BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE IT! IT WAA DENIED BY MY AP LITERATURE BOOK CONTAINING THE WORKS OF THE GREATS SUCH AS SHAKESPEARE AND EDGAR ALLEN POE! NONE CAN TRUMP THEIR WISDOM AND MIGHT!!

[Shruikan]

BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE IT! IT WAA DENIED BY MY AP LITERATURE BOOK CONTAINING THE WORKS OF THE GREATS SUCH AS SHAKESPEARE AND EDGAR ALLEN POE! NONE CAN TRUMP THEIR WISDOM AND MIGHT!!

Darn it Shakespeare, why must you take my hammer when you already have a spear to fight with?!