In my reality, nothing would make sense and everybody would be scared. Then they'd try to escape from reality by dreaming a fantasy world where everything starts to make a little sense. And that fantasy would be this reality. And--I kinda lost where I was going with this. It was funny in my head!

Also, Chakra was the one called it a shoe fetish to begin with. From the start, all I made you was a shoe collector. =P