[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

It’s farm-fresh insanity from me to you!

MASTER RNG, trying to do the New York City marathon dressed as a mermaid, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Dreepy and ARNISD as Ludicolo to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @arnisd

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SUGARY COIN OF FLUFFY NAPKINS AND TUMBLEWEEDS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD starts things up with Block! He doesn’t find his Rubik Cube too helpful in this situation.
SHRUIKAN uses Defend Order! He hires an attorney to help him with his drive-thru selections!
SHRUIKAN uses Nightmare! But he’s had too much caffeine for that!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Glitzy Glow! He dumps a bag of glitter into a nuclear reactor!
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Sting! But he got it mixed up with his caramel stick this morning!
SHRUIKAN uses Gear Grind! But doing that just makes him angry!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Mud Sport! But that would mean taking a shower again!
SHRUIKAN uses Milk Drink! And now he remembers what he was supposed to buy at the grocery store!
SHRUIKAN uses U-turn! He spins an “N” upside down!

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Roar! But he doesn’t want to scare away all the lovely birds and animals!
SHRUIKAN uses Gear Grind! And it makes him aggravated just thinking about it.
SHRUIKAN uses Flash Cannon! But he just blows up a camera trying to do that.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Water Pulse! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Magic Powder! But he was only able to leave Tinkerbell a voicemail.
SHRUIKAN uses Blizzard! But he totally forgot to pack a coat for that this morning!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Doom Desire! But then he decides he’d rather watch Raiders of the Lost Ark instead.
SHRUIKAN uses Substitute! It results in the 2nd strike on ARNISD! (2/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Egg Bomb! But he can’t figure out how to get the fuse in without breaking it!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Devastating Drake! But the only ducks he can find are cute and harmless!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Foam Burst! He blows up a soda can after shaking it and opening it!
SHRUIKAN uses Clangorous Soul! But that would make a whole lot of ungodly noise.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Sludge! But he decided not to tamper with his neighbor’s septic tank.
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Drain! But he thinks the one in his shower works well enough.
SHRUIKAN uses Luster Purge! He tosses out all his polished silverware!

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Judgment! But he gets informed that the jury is still deciding.
SHRUIKAN uses Chip Away! But he gets a sour reaction when his chocolate chip cookies are missing the most important part.
SHRUIKAN uses Strength! But he decides it’s more of a Netflix and chill day and not a leg workout day.

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Hyperspace Fury! But he decides that’s a lot of extra effort to go there just to get angry.
SHRUIKAN uses Attack Order! But that just gets him banned from the drive-thru!
SHRUIKAN uses Defense Curl! He puts on a curly wig for protection!

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Bubble! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd strike against ARNISD! (3/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Façade! It results in the 4th and final strike against ARNISD! (4/4)

Ouch, couldn’t even blame the whole ghost type thing this time.

Shruikan, you get your lovely selection of…!

• Devolve arnisd into Lombre!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Drakloak!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Introduce arnisd to your Wheel!

It’s time to decide!

[Shruikan]

Much as I love this current theme, I feel I should Evolve while I have the chance. So alas I will no longer be a cute Dreepy, but instead become a fearsome Drakloak. With rainbows.

[Neo Emolga]

Much as I love this current theme, I feel I should Evolve while I have the chance. So alas I will no longer be a cute Dreepy, but instead become a fearsome Drakloak. With rainbows.

Power up! You're now a fearsome Drakloak! With rainbows! Dreepy included for good measure.

And you've won the Crystal Craze token as well! Nicely done, now we're even more afraid of you! xD

[Neo Emolga]

I think I'll toss in a Coin to buy a Cheaty Cookie and prime that bad boy. With a lot of fellow electric types around, yeah, I want my zaps to work for me!

[Chakramaster]

Yeah I might as well do the same. I'll buy a Cheaty Cookie and have it primed. Just to be safe

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah I might as well do the same. I'll buy a Cheaty Cookie and have it primed. Just to be safe

You're all set and your cookie's ready for action!

[Noblejanobii]

Ahaha two Dracozolts lmao what are the odds. Love it!

[Neo Emolga]

DBR2, because we’re the fun kind of crazy!

MASTER RNG, going into werewolf mode, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Dracozolt and NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The WHIMSICAL COIN OF RAMPAGING PEANUTS AND FLAPJACKS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Crafty Shield! But it turns out it wasn’t very clever after all.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Supersonic! But even “kinda” sonic doesn’t really cut it.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Curse! But he doesn’t want to break his no swearing New Years Resolution!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Screech! But she doesn’t want to ruin her violin doing that!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Ally Switch! Turns out it doesn’t work with his imaginary friends.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Helping Hand! It results in the 1st damage strike on NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Sand Tomb! But he uses it to make a sand castle instead!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Disable! But she’s somehow unable to use it!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Bolt Beak! It results in the 1st strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dual Wingbeat! She flaps her arms like a bird!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Dazzling Gleam! But he just gets glitter all over himself!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Trop Kick! But it ends up being too much for her!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Endeavor! But he’s feeling too lazy for that.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Withdraw! But she’s feeling more go-getter right now!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Belch! But he hasn’t had enough soda to do that!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Egg Bomb! But she breaks it while trying to put a fuse in!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Recover! He finds his long-lost TV remote!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Claw! But scratching at them doesn’t seem to do anything!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Snarl! But he makes a goofy sound and ends up laughing instead!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fire Pledge! But she’s not ready for that kind of commitment!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Flamethrower! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (4/3)

And here I was thinking Dracozolt wouldn’t have Flamethrower because it’s Electric and Dragon! Surprise!

Noble, I know you like your Second Wind, but I’m going to have to break it. Like smash it into many tiny pieces. Sorry not sorry! See, I am returning the favor after all! Muha ha ha ha!!!

…And I’ve also noticed you’ve got Just Desserts primed and ready to stuff my face! Great, can’t wait to see how that turns out! Stay tuned for even more fun! :P

[Neo Emolga]

Congrats, Noble, someone finally threw me into my own Wheel! I was wondering if and when this would be happening. xD



NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon (FLOWER POWER!)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Bellossom
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Lilligant
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Roselia
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Flabébé
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Gossifleur
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Shaymin

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Wild West, Yee-Haw!
Theme #2: Fallout-Style 1940’s Post-Apocalypse
Theme #3: Cyberpunk 2077
Theme #4: ‘Murica! Heck yeah!
Theme #5: 8 Bit

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I’m coming in HOT! …NOT!
Usertitle #2: This isn’t even my final form!
Usertitle #3: Easy Cheesy Lemon Squeezy
Usertitle #4: Rolling Natural 1s
Usertitle #5: I’m the San Francisco treat!

I really can’t blame anyone but myself for this one, but this is a pretty hilarious Pokémon and theme combo! xD

…Yeah, I deserve this. xD

[Noblejanobii]

Oh man good thing I had that Second Wind primed. I didn’t think I’d lose to a dragon but those pesky fire type moves will getcha. At least I got you spun in your own wheel for it haha!