The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

A mental note has been made! Now, we have a wave to take care of. Let's see if we can fool the RaGNaK.

*Doubtful you've really fooled them, but hopeful.*

I guess but I don't know how to jump in

*walks in*

*Sivelos below puts it really well.*

Simple, really… Just tell us the following and we'll set you up.

• Your class: This will decide what your stats (think of it as how base stats are determined combined with a pokémon's ability). Goes nuts with this. It can be basically any combination of words.

• Your Stats: What do you focus on? Attack, defense, speed? Again, go nuts. Just not too crazy, though.

• What You Focus On: Do you use fire? Do you like punching things? Think of that general stuff.

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Nightmare: Oh look. Fresh meat.

Nightmare, shut up a second. Who're you?

*Fresh Meat indeed, though no meat is bad at this point!*

I'm greystripe and I like music
Class- cat
Stats- attack low, defense high
Focus- claws

*I hope you don't intend to stay JUST a cat. Nevertheless, ready up!*

Okay, so a Glass Cannon who uses tiger claws? Neato. Let's see here… *SIVELOS rummages around and quickly tosses GREYSTRIPE the ZOO'S WORST NIGHTMARE: A set of tiger claws (the weapon, not the natural kind) that are quite powerful for someone of such low level.*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention… When you hit the cap level, you can choose another class. Think of it as hitting level 100, but going back to level 1, with all of your abilities and stats intact. Tazz and I have the most, with around 15 or 14. I'm not very sure. But enough of that. Prepare for battle, the 5th Wave is coming!

*Sivelos says it best! That's pretty much important. The ZOO'S WORST NIGHTMARE will be sufficient equipment for you.*

Sorry I have been doing a million other things!

*Candyman attacks Elder Souls!

*Don't feel the need to be sorry.*

*Just realize that the Wave is over.*

*But! A new one is beginning, right now!*

The Black: <GIVE THEM CHRISTMAS CURSES! CHRISTMAS TIME IN HELL FOR THEM!>

*WAVE 5, START!*

*Telescopers pour into the room but don't go very far-vaulting over them are some Aurin PSIONS, and vaulting over THEM are...Oh no. More CHAOS SERVANTS.*

*DARK CHAOS predictably arrives. Behind him is REVENANKH, who was a major a** the last time he was fought by you guys. He gives you a glare from behind his bandages.*

Revenankh: Well, high-time I got to start annihilating existence for real.

Dark Chaos: Your mind is in the right of this fight! Now, you know what to do!

Revenankh: You're not my superior, don't act like it.

*Revenankh dissappears, along with a portion of the troops! They suddenly appear behind your lines, sandwiching you!*

Revenankh: I will make this hurt.

[Sir Sivelos]

*The CHAOS SERVANTS flanking DC come in the standard ant-like model… But there are some different ones, as well. They appear quite similarly to the ones you encountered in the GARDEN OF OBLIVION. The CHAOS WRAITHS, their official name, float in an amorphous state, rendering attacks impossible against them. Unless, however, you can get them back into their physical forms…*

*Since the CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS are allied with DC, expect high attack and speed.*

Dark Chaos: TEAR THEM APART! *The CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS flood towards you, with the CHAOS SERVANTS taking on your defenses, and the CHAOS WRAITHS passing through unharmed.*

Oh boy, these…

Nightmare: We'll take care of them. You handle the Mummy's forces. *NIGHTMARE takes on an ethereal form, and begins sending many level 9999 DARK PULSES, which are energetical, at the CHAOS WRAITHS.*

Dark Mind: Let us tear them up, Nightmare! Meta Knight, take the ants out! *DARK MIND uses level 9999 STAR SHOWERs, sending many, many star magic-based projectiles into the crowd of RaGNaK troops, taking many troops out.*

Dark Meta Knight: Yes, master. *DARK META KNIGHT creates several clones of himself, which all plunge into the crowd with level 9999 DRILL RUSHES!

Uh, okay! *SIVELOS turns and begins letting loose several level 9999 THUNDERs into the crowd of RaGNaK troops.*

Light Chaos: If only the ability to summon Chaos Servants and Chaos Wraiths was passed on to me...

Dark Chaos: Why would you need them?! You could be a one-Primodial army by yourself! WE could have been a one-Primordial army! We could have ended reality by ourselves, but because of our misjudgment, we decided to split into the imperfect shells we reside in now… Once this siege is over, that will not matter! Nothing will!

Light Chaos: You speak nonsense! Do you forget the Oath of Allegiance we swore to the Black!?

Dark Chaos: I no longer serve that fool… My allegiance is with Armageddon, and the RaGNaK. Now fall, you miserable wretch. *DARK CHAOS raises his ACHERON… Which begins glowing a sinister black. Several CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS, positioned around DC, form barriers. DC finishes charging up, and unleashes UNIQUETECH: WINDS OF DECONSTRUCTION! With a single swipe of the ACHERON, a massive blade of black air cuts EVERYTHING in its path, cutting through a majority of your troops like butter. You survive… but barely due to your AEGISes, which break instantly.*

[Ganyu]

*casts WALLS OF ICE; walls of magic-infused ice that would take more than fire to break through are raised up around the troops*

*casts Reaper's Scythe and Reaper's Cloak on every ally*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The CHAOS WRAITHS can't seem to pass through them… They mutter angrily and simply go around the walls. They target you and begin pelting you with a variety of attacks. They are ethereal too, so they can hurt you, Ecrivain!*

*DARK CHAOS is being shielded by some CHAOS SERVANTS as he recharges. The guy must have a really shallow energy pool…*

Light Chaos: I must admit, I DID get a large portion of my original energy pool...

Dark Chaos: Curse… Curse you…!

*SIVELOS is using level 9999 MAGNET CANNONS! Large balls of polarized metal form, launching like cannonballs into the RaGNaK's forces, dealing high electric damage.*

*GALLIGATH uses a level 9999 SHADOW SNEAK on the RaGNaK's forces, sneaking up behind them and taking out a few.*

*MR. ICE is using level 9999 Blizzards to sweep through enemy forces.*

*The END KING uses level 9999 CHRONOSTORMs to get rid of various RaGNaK forces.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The CHAOS SERVANTS flanking DC come in the standard ant-like model… But there are some different ones, as well. They appear quite similarly to the ones you encountered in the GARDEN OF OBLIVION. The CHAOS WRAITHS, their official name, float in an amorphous state, rendering attacks impossible against them. Unless, however, you can get them back into their physical forms…*

*Since the CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS are allied with DC, expect high attack and speed.*

Dark Chaos: TEAR THEM APART! *The CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS flood towards you, with the CHAOS SERVANTS taking on your defenses, and the CHAOS WRAITHS passing through unharmed.*

Oh boy, these…

Nightmare: We'll take care of them. You handle the Mummy's forces. *NIGHTMARE takes on an ethereal form, and begins sending many level 9999 DARK PULSES, which are energetical, at the CHAOS WRAITHS.*

Dark Mind: Let us tear them up, Nightmare! Meta Knight, take the ants out! *DARK MIND uses level 9999 STAR SHOWERs, sending many, many star magic-based projectiles into the crowd of RaGNaK troops, taking many troops out.*

Dark Meta Knight: Yes, master. *DARK META KNIGHT creates several clones of himself, which all plunge into the crowd with level 9999 DRILL RUSHES!

Uh, okay! *SIVELOS turns and begins letting loose several level 9999 THUNDERs into the crowd of RaGNaK troops.*

Light Chaos: If only the ability to summon Chaos Servants and Chaos Wraiths was passed on to me...

Dark Chaos: Why would you need them?! You could be a one-Primodial army by yourself! WE could have been a one-Primordial army! We could have ended reality by ourselves, but because of our misjudgment, we decided to split into the imperfect shells we reside in now… Once this siege is over, that will not matter! Nothing will!

Light Chaos: You speak nonsense! Do you forget the Oath of Allegiance we swore to the Black!?

Dark Chaos: I no longer serve that fool… My allegiance is with Armageddon, and the RaGNaK. Now fall, you miserable wretch. *DARK CHAOS raises his ACHERON… Which begins glowing a sinister black. Several CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS, positioned around DC, form barriers. DC finishes charging up, and unleashes UNIQUETECH: WINDS OF DECONSTRUCTION! With a single swipe of the ACHERON, a massive blade of black air cuts EVERYTHING in its path, cutting through a majority of your troops like butter. You survive… but barely due to your AEGISes, which break instantly.*

The Black: <What did you say?>

*Your actions prior go unimpeded, bar DMK's: The TELESCOPERS quickly lock onto his copies and blast them for ridiculous damage before he even takes off, interuppting the attack. It seems they're not having more incidents of what happened last wave, with the same trick annihilating most of the units before Clockstoppers came in. However, at these words, everyone seems to freeze up and tense-The Black did NOT sound like he was going to sit idly for that one. DARK CHAOS looks like he's about to get hit by a train.*

The Black: <Funny, it sounded vaugely like an insult. And right on my front lawn, too. 'Fool' is kind of a weak insult, though...Hrm, what to make of it...Ah!>

*DARK CHAOS then realized the look on his face was rather prophetic, as he did, in fact, get hit by a train-a mean freight train, fully-loaded with metal, guns, spikes, and a DOOM MAW slapped right on front, appearing right out of a portal direct from THE NAMELESS SUBSTANCE (another, less confusing term for VOID). It slammed right into DARK CHAOS, catching him in the DOOM MAW, chewing him up and spitting him out via cannon. The guns in the train then all simultaniously fire upon DARK CHAOS, who wouldn't be bothered if all the bullets didn't beeline to his weakspots for CRITICAL HITS and BRUTAL AFFRONTS. The steel within, in the form of gurdurrs, rush themselves at DARK CHAOS as well, slamming into his skull and stunlocking the poor idiot, right before the whole train constricts itself around DARK CHAOS.*

The Black: <Normally I'm not nearly so petty, but, I make of it that you are definitely in need of some re-educating on who's superior to you in, well, almost everything. And, far more importantly...WHY.>

*The last word makes the RaGNaK forces visibly cringe, as well as some of your own. The train then explodes, violently. It was clearly made of EXPLODIUM, which, well, explodes, instantly slaying DARK CHAOS in a respawnable manner that didn't damage his soul-thankfully for LIGHT CHAOS. The guns and metal fly every which way: the Guns turn out to be VEX RAIDONS, EPIC handheld railguns of death with surprisingly low kick, modified to go off the best stat rather than a specific attack and henceforth usable by any class; the metal turns out to be CLEAR STRISUS, of EPIC Quality, used in almost all the awesome stuff. Both, though boundless, are all scattered at your feet.*

The Black: <MERCENARIES! F*** 'EM UP!>

*Your minimal surviving troops gain a MORALE BOOST, and your enemies suffer a MORALE DEBUFF, especially the CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS.*

Image: What the...I thought-AUGH!

Bloodhound: He's either mad with power a little, or this was just the straw that broke the camel's back on his mood.

Krathlos: Please, allow me.

*CAPTAIN FANFIC-*

Krathlos: HEY!

*Ugh. KRATHLOS strides onto the scene in place of DARK CHAOS-and the CHAOS SERVANTS and CHAOS WRAITHS are supplied behind the enemy lines now.*

*REVENANKH, though visibly shaken, keeps part of his troops searching for the spot, scraping off the paint. It's clear that, if you don't hurry, they'll know where the spot to hit the arrow is with, and thus actually be able to open the door. It looks like you have a priority!*

*casts WALLS OF ICE; walls of magic-infused ice that would take more than fire to break through are raised up around the troops*

*casts Reaper's Scythe and Reaper's Cloak on every ally*

*Your buffs are SORELY appreciated among your remaining troops.*

*The CHAOS WRAITHS can't seem to pass through them… They mutter angrily and simply go around the walls. They target you and begin pelting you with a variety of attacks. They are ethereal too, so they can hurt you, Ecrivain!*

*DARK CHAOS is being shielded by some CHAOS SERVANTS as he recharges. The guy must have a really shallow energy pool…*

Light Chaos: I must admit, I DID get a large portion of my original energy pool...

Dark Chaos: Curse… Curse you…!

*SIVELOS is using level 9999 MAGNET CANNONS! Large balls of polarized metal form, launching like cannonballs into the RaGNaK's forces, dealing high electric damage.*

*GALLIGATH uses a level 9999 SHADOW SNEAK on the RaGNaK's forces, sneaking up behind them and taking out a few.*

*MR. ICE is using level 9999 Blizzards to sweep through enemy forces.*

*The END KING uses level 9999 CHRONOSTORMs to get rid of various RaGNaK forces.*

*DARK CHAOS does this behind enemy lines, somewhat shaken. KRATHLOS looks visibly cautious as well, but still applying gratuitous pressure on your remaining units. He dispells the CHRONOSTORM before the END KING even gets the chance to use it. Trying to stop the SON of LRD ENGLISH with TIME abilities wasn't smart-though this wasn't a recent development either, so I guess it's forgivable. Your other attacks are unimpeded.*

[Ganyu]

Of course they could go through.

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg towards the Wraiths*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The remaining WRAITHS hiss at you before retreating to the back lines.*

Wow, DC got ****ed. UP.

Light Chaos: Seems he finally got his place...

NOW, LET'S GO! *SIVELOS uses level 9999 APOCALYPSE, NOW! The RaGNaK better have some umbrellas, because it looks like there's going to be a storm of A-Bombs raining from the high heavens of the ceiling. The A-Bombs fall, striking any poor sucker who happened to be in the range of the devastating explosion. SIVELOS takes a bit of recoil.*

*LIGHT CHAOS redoes all of the barriers DC broke with his WINDS OF DECONSTRUCTION. He seems a bit off put by DC's use of that attack.*

*The END KING seems a bit surprised by KRATHLOS's undoing of his attack and retreats to the back lines to formulate a plan.*

*Meanwhile, MR. ICE and GALLIGATH are pelting any foes they see with rapidly firing level 9999 INFERNO CANNONs and level 9999 FIRE BLASTs respectively. The amount of ammo MR. ICE has to work with gives his INFERNO CANNONs a x10 boost!*

*DARK META KNIGHT simply decides to use his Shadow Galaxia's trademark ability; the GALACTIC SWORDBEAM, level 9999! DARK META KNIGHT swings his blade at supersonic speeds, sending a wave of energy cutting through the RaGNaK.*

*DARK MIND uses level 9999 IMMEDIATE EVENT HORIZON! Ten, nine, eight, skip a few, three two one. A bomb that DARK MIND had dropped explodes violently, dealing INFINITY+1 damage to everything within its radius, which is quite large.*

*NIGHTMARE uses level 9999 MIND BLENDER! All RaGNaK units within its range, which is admittedly small, dies instantly due to their mental functions being shut down.*

[Ganyu]

*unlocks a cache of Meteor Storms right onto Revenankh's location*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LC begins violently blasting REVENAHNK with level 9999 AIR SLASHes. Due to being a GHOST / FIGHTING type, it is SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!*

Fwahahahahahaha! *SIVELOS uses level 9999 WHIRLING BLADE! SIVELOS fires a hologram of a sword… which is surrounded by a real tornado. REVENAHNK unfortunately cannot escape, as WHIRLING BLADE has a sure-hit accuracy.*

[brandon_g]

*Candyman attacks Elder Souls using Fire Storm!!