The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

I use my hair to express myself, Narrator.

*midnight black lengths of hair swirl forth from the ground; a fusion of Dark and Time Magica, I (first time use of a first person pronoun) cast ETERNITY: ANCIENT TENDRILS OF THE ABYSS; the tendrils of ethereal hair lashes out at REGISTEEL, causing the metal of its body to rust and age, and applying a Contrary-esque effect, making all buffs turn into debuffs. REGISTEEL takes Bind damage as well.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses the LOCK ON + FOCUS BLAST combo on REGIROCK!*

*LC uses HYPERIONIC OVERDRIVE! A brilliant light surrounds LC, forming a flame hotter than 1000 suns! LC causes the flame to fluctuate, which eventually bursts out into a massive beam, engulfing REGISTEEL! LC seems a bit tuckered out by this attack.*

*NIGHTMARE uses SHADOW FORCE! NIGHTMARE disappears… Only to instantly reappear behind REGISTEEL, attacking it from behind while channeling his inner GIRATINA.*

*MR. ICE uses HEAT OVEN! MR. ICE uses his fire-magic to heat up the arena severely around REGISTEEL, sort of like the opposite of his FROZEN IN TIME uniquetech. Only difference is that it doesn't speed up the target… It just melts them.*

*APOPH uses ANNIHILASER on REGIROCK! A powerful beam of power blasts REGIROCK!*

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Oh... They're enemies...

*transforms into Swampert and uses Hydro Cannon on Regirock*

[Ganyu]

*casts ETERNITY: Endless Rain on Regirock*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS targets REGISTEEL, using a THOUSAND ARROWS! The GROUND typing deals out SUPER EFFECTIVE damage!*

*LC must rest due to his previous attack.*

*APOPH uses GRAND SLAM! APOPH tackles REGISTEEL with the power of a galactic collision!*

*NIGHTMARE uses AURA SPHERE, distinctly targeting REGIROCK.*

[Ganyu]

*casts Aqua Veil on everyone*

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Swampert

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*Has to recharge due to last move*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses MAGICAL LEAF on REGIROCK!*

*APOPH uses LUSTER PURGE on REGIROCK!*

*LC, having recovered his strength, grants all of you an AEGIS, at 100%!*

*NIGHTMARE uses DARK PULSE! An aura of terrible thoughts flows into REGISTEEL! REGISTEEL is unnerved, causing it to trip up.*

*MR. ICE uses FIRE BLAST on REGISTEEL.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Nightmare: Take two. *NIGHTMARE fires another AURA SPHERE, this time pointing it directly at REGIROCK, giving it no chance of missing.*

Oh, you… *SIVELOS directs his attention to REGISTEEL. Many SACRED SWORDs are forcefully cut into REGISTEEL.*

*APOPH and MR. ICE are doing a combo: APOPH uses FIRE BLAST, which empowers MR. ICE's INFERNO CANNON, giving it a 20x damage multiplier! The INFERNO CANNON sails REGISTEEL-ward!*

*LC uses MAGICAL LEAF on REGIROCK!*

*Bad news: the REGIROCK you thought you hit was actually the wall, and the actual REGIROCK was still unharmed. Good news, stun is over.*

*REGISTEEL has a really bad day, but after that last hyper attack, uses HEATPROOFING! REGISTEEL's body glows a harsh red, and when its done...Well, you can't really tell the exact effects, but you can guess.*

*REGIROCK's OVERPOWER disables attacks of low Base Damage used against it! This is true of ALL REGIS.*

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Hypno

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OHMYARCEUS!!! PARTYING REGIS!!

*transforms into Ditto and strats dancing*

*You get into the groove and get a mean +5 Speed boost, quickly matching REGIGIGAS.*

I use my hair to express myself, Narrator.

*midnight black lengths of hair swirl forth from the ground; a fusion of Dark and Time Magica, I (first time use of a first person pronoun) cast ETERNITY: ANCIENT TENDRILS OF THE ABYSS; the tendrils of ethereal hair lashes out at REGISTEEL, causing the metal of its body to rust and age, and applying a Contrary-esque effect, making all buffs turn into debuffs. REGISTEEL takes Bind damage as well.*

*Interesting. Regardless, REGISTEEL is rust-proof due to his special otherworldly metals that last forever, and the BIND DAMAGE is too weak to harm it at all!*

*SIVELOS uses the LOCK ON + FOCUS BLAST combo on REGIROCK!*

*LC uses HYPERIONIC OVERDRIVE! A brilliant light surrounds LC, forming a flame hotter than 1000 suns! LC causes the flame to fluctuate, which eventually bursts out into a massive beam, engulfing REGISTEEL! LC seems a bit tuckered out by this attack.*

*NIGHTMARE uses SHADOW FORCE! NIGHTMARE disappears… Only to instantly reappear behind REGISTEEL, attacking it from behind while channeling his inner GIRATINA.*

*MR. ICE uses HEAT OVEN! MR. ICE uses his fire-magic to heat up the arena severely around REGISTEEL, sort of like the opposite of his FROZEN IN TIME uniquetech. Only difference is that it doesn't speed up the target… It just melts them.*

*APOPH uses ANNIHILASER on REGIROCK! A powerful beam of power blasts REGIROCK!*

*HYPERSONIC OVERDRIVE and HEAT OVEN...Do jack. It seems that REGISTEEL's HEATPROOFING skill gave it a heavily-buffed HEATPROOF ability, making it immune to fire! All else happens, which slays REGIROCK!*

Regirock: WUB...Wub...wub...

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Oh... They're enemies...

*transforms into Swampert and uses Hydro Cannon on Regirock*

*REGIROCK has been defeated! You aim at REGISTEEL instead.*

*casts ETERNITY: Endless Rain on Regirock*

*REGIROCK is dead! ENDLESS RAIN fails to harm REGISTEEL because of his immunity to TIME DAMAGE, which ETERNITY attacks get (most) of their power from!.*

*SIVELOS targets REGISTEEL, using a THOUSAND ARROWS! The GROUND typing deals out SUPER EFFECTIVE damage!*

*LC must rest due to his previous attack.*

*APOPH uses GRAND SLAM! APOPH tackles REGISTEEL with the power of a galactic collision!*

*NIGHTMARE uses AURA SPHERE, distinctly targeting REGIROCK.*

*REGISTEEL takes a battering! AURA SPHERE hits the unconscious REGIROCK...Then NIGHTMARE automatically decides to do something productive and hit REGISTEEL with it as well.*

*casts Aqua Veil on everyone*

*AQUA VEIL up!*

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Swampert

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*Has to recharge due to last move*

*You recharge your energy to full!*

*SIVELOS uses MAGICAL LEAF on REGIROCK!*

*APOPH uses LUSTER PURGE on REGIROCK!*

*LC, having recovered his strength, grants all of you an AEGIS, at 100%!*

*NIGHTMARE uses DARK PULSE! An aura of terrible thoughts flows into REGISTEEL! REGISTEEL is unnerved, causing it to trip up.*

*MR. ICE uses FIRE BLAST on REGISTEEL.*

REGIGIGAS: WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB. I.THINK.THOSE.AEGISES.YOU.ALL.HAVE.ARE.QUITE.POWER FUL. WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB.WUB. UNFORTUNATELY.I.CANNOT.LET.YOU.DO.THAT.

*REGIGIGAS uses SHIELDBREAKER, which does NO damage but instantly annihilates those AEGISes!*

*REGISTEEL's powerful GROOVE prevents TRIP-UP, and that's not how DARK PULSE works anyways! MAGICAL LEAF fails to do damage at all, as does FIRE BLAST! LUSTER PURGE works, though.*

*REGISTEEL uses DISCO INFERNO! REGISTEEL takes ALL of the heat generated from your previous fiery assaults (which he is now immune to thanks to HEATPROOF) to do some fiery fighting of his own, creating a groove so hot, it sets the floor on fire! +2 SPEED, and major damage!*

*REGIGIGAS uses GONNA FLY NOW! One two-minute workout montage later, REGIGIGAS can now fly and has +2 to ATTACK. He'd have +2 to speed as well but his speed is maxed!*

[Sir Sivelos]

I really wish you would join us, you guys are really fun. *SIVELOS uses THUNDERBOLT! Lightning bolts flood into REGISTEEL, encompassing his entire body due to the fact that metals are awesome conductors of electricity! REGISTEEL is paralyzed!*

Light Chaos: It's a shame, yes. *LC uses HAZE! All buffs of any and all kinds - including debuffs and buffs you placed on yourself - are now removed! Everyone's stats are now back to their normal levels. REGIGIGAS can still fly, though.*

Apoph: This is crazy! I LOVE IT!! *APOPH uses EARTH POWER on REGISTEEL!*

*NIGHTMARE uses SHADOW BLAST! Harnessing the power of SHADOW LUGIA, a wicked blade of wind forms due to a shadowy aura. The blade slices REGISTEEL like a newly sharpened diamond saw! SUPER EFFECTIVE due to SHADOW-typed moves' broken status.*