The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Wander]

didnt the narrator say theres only ONE teleporter

or am i goin crazy--

[Ganyu]

didnt the narrator say theres only ONE teleporter

or am i goin crazy--

To the Actuator.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, they mad.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apoph: Heh. This, I approve.

Okay, let's go! Bahamut, Apoph! Gimme your choice! *SIVELOS gestures to the teleporters.*

*You went to here FROM the L.N.U. Terminal, so the only way forward is the L.N.U. Actuator. However, as you split up, you can quickly reunite by heading back, though this could cost you time.*

*goes into a position of meditation to clear away all traces of vertigo; once the confusion is cleansed, casts Illusory Claws; claws formed from the mists strike at those within it*

*The MOP SAILORS and CUKOOS have a bad day.*

I reckon L.N.U. Actuator's good. Apoph?

Apoph: L.N.U. Terminal seems good.

Huh… Okay. Bahamut, I guess it's up to you, then.

Bahamut: Well, the Actuator is the only way forward, but if we head back to the Terminal we could reunite with our friendlies...Augh! I'm sorry, I can't decide!

didnt the narrator say theres only ONE teleporter

or am i goin crazy--

*There are technically two, but one leads back to the ship you were on before and one leads to a new one.*

To the Actuator.

*You, Dennis and Pandora are still somewhat preoccupied with murdering the CUKOOS and MOP SAILORS. They're close to all dying, though.*

Oh, they mad.

*Who's mad?*

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay. Let's just move forward, then. *SIVELOS uses the L.N.U. Actuator.*

---Deeper in the Fleet--

Lycain: Th-They're pushing through!

Taurus: Calm yourself, Lycain. I have a plan.

Lycain: Yes, you and your plans...

Taurus: Go meet the AntIvOId, but not now... Wait for them to get in a bit deeper, so their confidence grows. Then, you must beat them down.

Lycain: But that guy with the bow--

Taurus: Lycain. Has my judgment ever been wrong before?

Lycain: Well, no... But--

Taurus: I know what I am doing, Lycain. I formulated several plans once they appeared on our radar. No piece of data escapes me, not even the most minute detail. Now go, and perhaps I might reward you with a scratch behind your ear.

Lycain: Y-you...! Oh, fine.

[Ganyu]

I know we are still in battle, I was just correcting Wander. RNGeesus, do read...

*cast Mist Vortex; the mist swirls into a typhoon, before subsiding -- the mist clears*

[Sir Sivelos]

Fufufu...

Apoph: What are you laughing at?

Nothing.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Okay. Let's just move forward, then. *SIVELOS uses the L.N.U. Actuator.*

---Deeper in the Fleet--

Lycain: Th-They're pushing through!

Taurus: Calm yourself, Lycain. I have a plan.

Lycain: Yes, you and your plans...

Taurus: Go meet the AntIvOId, but not now... Wait for them to get in a bit deeper, so their confidence grows. Then, you must beat them down.

Lycain: But that guy with the bow--

Taurus: Lycain. Has my judgment ever been wrong before?

Lycain: Well, no... But--

Taurus: I know what I am doing, Lycain. I formulated several plans once they appeared on our radar. No piece of data escapes me, not even the most minute detail. Now go, and perhaps I might reward you with a scratch behind your ear.

Lycain: Y-you...! Oh, fine.

*You head aboard to the L.N.U. Actuator. It is out in the open-leaving you with the threat of being knocked into the DOOM LAVA and an instant kick from the instance. You see, in the far distance, a load of robed figures around a coffin...You can't make out the name of the ship they are on, but it is slightly to your port-side, and very much far in front. There is a single man(?) in an iron mask, with half of an iron maiden stuck to his back, in rags and wearing chains with metal balls on the end, branded with a mark...He is a WOEBOUND CRIMINAL, and he will kill you to earn 'redemption' for whatever crime he happened to commit. This guy looks very tough-not boss level, but very. There are four teleporters, including the one you took-the one behind you and the one slightly to your side are both green, the other one being L.N.U. Yesterday, and two in front obscured by the body of the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL.*

I know we are still in battle, I was just correcting Wander. RNGeesus, do read...

*cast Mist Vortex; the mist swirls into a typhoon, before subsiding -- the mist clears*

*SAVAGE UPBRAID! You don't entirely know how, but you've killed them all! Perhaps your Mist Vortexes are lethal? Nah, perhaps you can just manipulate the very ethereal mists to form perfect blades, very capable of rending defenses a moot point...*

You have realized the UNIQUETECH: LAMES DE BROUILLARD*

Fufufu...

Apoph: What are you laughing at?

Nothing.

*A WOEBOUND CRIMINAL is hardly a laughing matter!*

[Sir Sivelos]

((The Woebound Criminal's on our ship, right?))

Uh...

[Ganyu]

*proceeds to rejoin the rest of the party*