PROCEEDING TO READ THIS POST MAY RESULT IN A COMPLETELY BLOWN-APART MIND DUE TO THE SHEER EPIC NATURE OF THE FOLLOWING NARRATIVE. NEO EMOLGA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAINS THAT MAY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IN FIERY MAYHEM AS A RESULT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN THE AWESOMENESS AFTER READING THIS POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
*NEO completes
ULTIMATE DIVINE DRAGON ASCENSION: EPIC LEVEL UNLEASHED!! Everything within FIVE HUNDRED MILES is suddenly bathed in a COLOSSAL DIVINE LIGHT as NEO transformed into a massive, nine-headed, angel-winged DIVINE HYDRA DRAGON standing over FIVE HUNDRED FEET TALL!*
*NEO has become
NEOXAN, ETERNAL ALPHA STAR!! NEOXAN gains COMMANDING CONTROL of the eight dragon heads, ZARKAN, YANTARA, XONAX, JUNAN, KROTEN, PYRAM, DYSANNA, and KRYDEX!*
Neoxan: Oh, you wanted some buffs?
*NEOXAN, ETERNAL ALPHA STAR spreads his massive, angelic wings and casts CELESTIAL BARRIER OF HEAVENLY PROTECTION on the party, surrounding everyone with an EUPHORIC LIGHT OF DIVINITY SHIELD!*
*NEOXAN's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*TAZZ's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*SIVELOS's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*APOPH's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*NIGHTMARE's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*THUNDER's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*DENNIS's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*ECRIVIAN's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*ZARKAN casts CALLING OF THE CELESTIAL ASSAULT! FIERY RAYS OF POWER-INFUSING MIGHT close in on the party, instilling POWERFUL CELESTIAL ENERGY into each of them!
*NEOXAN'S ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*TAZZ's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*SIVELOS's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*APOPH's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*NIGHTMARE's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*THUNDER's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*DENNIS's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*ECRIVIAN's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*YANTARA casts ESSENCE OF THE DIVINE HURRICANE STORM on the party! Massive, GLOWING HOLY AURORAS flow into everyone and drastically ENERGIZE THEIR SOULS.
*NEOXAN has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*TAZZ has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*SIVELOS has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*APOPH has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*NIGHTMARE has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*THUNDER has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*DENNIS has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*ECRIVIAN has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*XONAX casts AMPLIFIED FORCE-POWER OF THE DIVINE WILL! Suddenly the party is surrounded with a mysterious, LIMIT-BREAKING LIGHT THAT DEFIES ALL SCIENCE AND LOGIC!
*NEOXAN's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*TAZZ's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*SIVELOS's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*APOPH's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*NIGHTMARE's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*THUNDER's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*DENNIS's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*ECRIVIAN's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*JUNAN casts HYMN OF THE ANGELIC TRANSFORMATION! Suddenly the party is enveloped by a warm, GLOWING CASCADE OF HEAVENLY LIGHT! WHITE ANGEL WINGS emerge from everyone's back!*
*NEOXAN has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*TAZZ has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*SIVELOS has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*APOPH has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*NIGHTMARE has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*THUNDER has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*DENNIS has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*ECRIVIAN has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*KROTEN casts SERAPHIM BATTLESONG: DEATH DENIED! ENERGING RAYS OF BLESSED, HOLY LIGHT surround the party and are ABSORBED INTO EACH OF THEM! Wounds, broken bones, and lacerations now suddenly HEAL RAPIDLY ON THEIR OWN!*
*NEOXAN has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*TAZZ has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*SIVELOS has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*APOPH has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*NIGHTMARE has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*THUNDER has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*DENNIS has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*ECRIVIAN has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*PYRAM casts ANGELIC CRY OF THE GLORYSWORN! GOLDEN LIGHTS OF CONFIDENCE surround the party, ANNIHILIATING ANY FEELINGS OF FEAR OR DREAD!*
*NEOXAN's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*TAZZ's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*SIVELOS's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*APOPH's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*NIGHTMARE's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*THUNDER's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*DENNIS's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*ECRIVIAN's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*DYSANNA casts CRYSTAL BARRIER OF THE ADAMANT SPIRIT! Every party member is surrounded by a crystal bubble shield that REFLECTS ALL PROJECTILE ATTACKS!*
*NEOXAN becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*TAZZ becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*SIVELOS becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*NIGHTMARE becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*THUNDER becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*DENNIS becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*ECRIVIAN becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*KRYDEX casts BLESSING OF THE CELESTIC HOLY BATTALION! The party is surrounded by an enchanting aura of POWERFUL, ENERGIZING LIGHT!*
*NEOXAN's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of NEOXAN's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*TAZZ's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of TAZZ's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*SIVELOS's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of SIVELOS's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*NIGHTMARE's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of NIGHTMARE's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*THUNDER's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of THUNDER's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*DENNIS's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of DENNIS's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*ECRIVIAN's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of ECRIVIAN's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
((If I missed someone, just assume they got everything too. :P)
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