Destroy the Godmodder: Pokemon Crossroads edition!

[Sir Sivelos]

It is time…

I take out a present box, with a tag on it reading… oh. OH NO. THESE PRESENTS… THEY BELONG TO…

Suddenly, THE LORD MICHAEL… JACKSON appears out of a column of light!

I quickly toss the present at the Godmodder, who catches it out of reflex.

The Lord Michael: I am here for my GIFTS, Godmodder!

The Lord Michael moonwalks over to the Godmodder, before taking his hat in his hand, and…

The Lord Michael: COME ON!

The Lord Michael performs a combo on the Godmodder using his hat as a sword (somehow), which brings a tear to everyone's eyes! That's how impressively epic it is! Even the Godmodder is amazed, despite being the recipient of a technique that should have been used to EXECUTE THE WORST CRIMINALS IN EXISTENCE, rather than being wasted on the Godmodder. During the combo, The Lord Michael pushes the Godmodder away...

Mecha Jackson: WOO!

…And suddenly becomes Mecha Jackson!

Mecha Jackson opens his mouth, and strikes the Godmodder with a wave of pure, condensed sound, overloading the Godmodder's ears and brain! The shockwave blasts the Godmodder backwards out of Dragon Master Mike's grip and into a giant Rock… Which is also an extension of the Lord Michael, as he is the champion of not only pop, but Rock n' Roll! The Rock explodes, with Michael Jackson albums piercing the Godmodder like bullets of solid adminium, which are then revealed to be miniature Spread Bombs! Suffice it to say, imagine the Rock being a large Bouncing Betty filled with miniature Bouncing Betties. That's a lot of bombs.

Sitting in the Godmodder's previous position is The Lord Michael's Presents. The Lord Michael, having reverted back to his previous form, picks up the presents and leaves.

The Lord Michael… beat it.

*Insert Rimshot here*