The STDs vs. the ERR

[Trickster Zorua]

Oh bother, come on! What's with the ultra-serious anonymous look anyway? And since when did you start using cheesy army lingo? You've been playing too much Call of Duty: Black Ops III, haven't you? "Operative Z," yeah, like people are dumb and can't tell you're a Zoroark. Hey, look everyone! Big bro is a Zoroark! See, everyone knows. Now start talking normal again because you sound you have the personality of an answering machine!

What my stiff big brother means to say is even though the leader of that pack of zap rats got beat up by a wad of bubble gum and had his internet Wi-Fi ripped out, we're here to help Pokémon Crossroads by driving those Dittos CRAZY! That's right, by the time we're through with them, they'll be driveling mad and might even think transforming themselves into a toilet is a great idea (it certainly isn't).

Anyway, Dittos can't stand Zorua and Zoroark because the fun Illusion stuff throws them off, messes up their transformations, and they're just too ashamed to admit we're WAY more awesome than they are. Now really, would you rather be a cool and tough-looking fox like us with awesome illusion powers, or some blobby wad of bubble gum with a derpy face that has less moves than a Magikarp? Thought so, see, I knew you were smart!

And hey, you're encouraged to get in on the fun! Strap these cool stickers in your signature and be more awesome by supporting the Zoroark Intervention. Or post them in front of a Ditto to remind them of how inadequate they are!





Help us counteract the Ditto junk by wearing these and causing more mischief! And we'll have a club soon as well! You're welcome to join that too!

We're just more awesome!