Name: Smack 'em Susan
Pokémon: Breloom
Classy: Humiliation Commando Classy
Starting Style: Desperado Cowgirl
First Epic Groovy Ability: Amigo Mode
Perky Stuff: Killjoy Master

Smack 'em Susan was once the star of the acclaimed hit TV series Breaking Breloom, which gained her infinite cynicism and the ability to take the fun out of absolutely everything. She has a weakness for lollies, chocolate, and everything sweet, and secretly enjoys what Booplesnoot is becoming. However, she also has severe fructose allergy, so she must be careful of what kind of sweets she ingests. Her cynicism tends to get the best of her, so she cowgirl-kicks most treats away just to be safe. This has blessed her with a combination of martial prowess and a constant desire to ruin everyone else's fun because the ever-present and tantalising sweetness has left her bitter.