★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Oh oh, it's magic!

MASTER RNG, doing the inchworm dance, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Typhlosion and ARANDOMTOOL as Skitty to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @ARandomTool

The WARFARE COIN OF BUMBLING RED ROSES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts up with Aqua Tail! She dresses up like a mermaid!
ARANDOMTOOL begins with Luster Purge! He makes the locker all rusty!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Vice Grip! But she just put lotion on her hands!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Nightmare! But Freddy Krueger sends an out of office reply.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spiky Shield! But she's having a tough time fashioning a cactus into one.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Crabhammer! But he found out that Lowes doesn't have those in stock.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII tries Fiery Dance! But the song has ended by the time she lights herself aflame.
ARANDOMTOOL launches Prismatic Laser! He blasts a rainbow with a beam rifle!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Freeze Shock! She overloads the freezer!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Scratch! He makes the record skip!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Horn Leech! She uses a bugle as a drinking straw!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Assist! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Mimic! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Sand Attack! He blasts a playground sandbox with a minigun!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flame Burst! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Thrash! But he gets it mixed up and ends up with a lot of garbage instead.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII launches Ice Beam! She blasts a glacier with a laser rifle!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Feint! But the rabbit in his hat no longer seems to be there...

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Clear Smog! She releases a silent but deadly fart.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Psywave! But he then wakes up from his daydream.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII tries Spacial Rend! But she just looks totally baffled for an instant.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with dynamite!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Shadow Bone! She puts a femur in the shade!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Nightmare! But now Freddy Krueger is vacationing in the Bahamas.

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Parabolic Charge! But she can't find a place to plug in her math textbook!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Shift Gear! But he's driving an automatic transmission!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Dragon Breath! But she prefers minty fresh breath instead.
ARANDOMTOOL launches Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Disable! But something's stopping her from using it!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Miracle Eye! But he couldn't find those anywhere for sale at Wal-Mart.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII tries Vacuum Wave! She waves hello to her Dyson Ball!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Relic Song! But he's not up for karaoke at the moment.

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Heal Bell! But the one she has just makes ding-a-ling sounds.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Pain Split! But he's not sure how to chop that in half with his axe.

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Boomburst! She blows up some bombs with other bombs!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Vine Whip! He gives the jungle vines a good lashing!

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII launches King's Shield! But she never found out where Elvis kept that.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Fake Tears! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Present! But it's already here and now!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Thunder Shock! He tries to surprise a thunderstorm with a noisemaker!

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Laser Focus! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Always interesting when it gets down to the wire!

Well, you've already Wheeled Mr Tool and you're at your max evolution, so it's a devolve. And coincidentally, it's a fresh EGGALITY as well!

[Neo Emolga]

You... you couldn't be expecting something different, could you!?

MASTER RNG, having an existentiality crisis, draws in...

NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino and SAMMY0295 as Kirlia to the battlefield!
@sammy0295

The ITCHY COIN OF FOOLISH DANCING MONGOOSES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Brick Break! But he doesn't want to take apart the Lego train he just built.
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Sacred Fire! But spraying holy water on her candles only puts them out!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Guard Swap! He puts in a new mouth guard!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Ice Shard! But it melts in your mouth and in your hand!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA tries Focus Blast! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Sucker Punch! She slams a lollipop with her fist!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Thunder Punch! But smacking a lightning bolt seems like a bad idea.
SAMMY0295 attempts Air Cutter! But her scissors seem to be way better for cutting paper.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA launches Copycat! But putting a calico on a Xerox machine doesn't generate the effect he was hoping for.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nature's Madness! But Mother Nature is actually feeling pretty chill today.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Liquidation! He sells his shares of stock for cash!
SAMMY0295 uses Sketch! She draws a happy little nature scene!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Fusion Flare! He glues two road flares together!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Sludge Bomb! She blows up a septic tank with dynamite!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA attempts Teleport! But his magic spell just creates a bunch of flowers instead.
SAMMY0295 launches Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Magnet Rise! He dumps a bunch of fridge magnets on an elevator and sends them to the top floor!
SAMMY0295 tries Guard Swap! She also changes mouthguards!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Leaf Tornado! But using a leaf blowers only just scatters them around everywhere.

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA tries Disable! But something magical stops him from doing it!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Counter! She starts with 1, then 2, then 3...

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA attempts Fire Pledge! But he doesn't want to make any promises to his candles.
SAMMY0295 uses Silver Wind! She throws a handful of glitter into a passing breeze!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Last Resort! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Spit Up! She gets rid of that gum she's been chewing on for too long!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Charge! He plugs in his phone to save its dying battery!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Mega Kick! It scores a field goal but football season's over!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA launches Ingrain! He plants some lovely flowers in his garden!
SAMMY0295 attempts Absorb! Her sponge takes care of all that spilt milk!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA tries Reversal! But then he realizes his Uno cards can't be used in this match.
SAMMY0295 uses Prismatic Laser! She shoots a rainbow with a beam rifle!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Skill Swap! But he's not sure how to go about making that transaction.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Multi-Attack! But she can't handle multiple controllers at once!

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Spite! But he gets it mixed up and ends up with lemon-lime soda.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Impact! But she's not sure she influenced Giga in any way.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Secret Power! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

I realized I haven't Wheeled you yet. And you've Wheeled me and were the one responsible for me getting stuck with Gloom so many times! ReMeMbEr ThIs MadNeSs!? I sure do!

I think you know what happens now!

[Neo Emolga]

This payback... it truly warms me. :3

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro (Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

I know, my Wheel is brutal. But so is yours!

Cheers and good times! >:3

[Neo Emolga]

And the beat goes on!

MASTER RNG, not sure why he hauled a whole Ferris Wheel with him, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Growlithe and ARNISD as Jangmo-o to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @arnisd

The FLUFFY COIN OF SAMURAI SQUIRRELS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Moongesist Beam! But she realizes she accidently picked up a laser death ray at Wal-Mart instead!
ARNISD kicks things off with Foul Play! But he regrets playing with that skunk minutes later.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Spirit Shackle! She chains up and puts lock all over her whiskey and bourbon!
ARNISD attempts Gastro Acid! But just the idea of that makes him feel sick.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Breath! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARNISD!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Wow. Spicy and quick!

It's all open to you! You can devolve arnisd, Wheel him, or evolve back to Arcanine! All up to you!

[arnisd]

Well, Growlithe knows a dragon type move... Who came up with/decided that one? xD

[Neo Emolga]

Well, Growlithe knows a dragon type move... Who came up with/decided that one? xD

And yet it can learn Outrage and Dragon Rage as well!

But yeah, that was a tough dish to suddenly be served.

[Scytherwolf]

And the beat goes on!

MASTER RNG, not sure why he hauled a whole Ferris Wheel with him, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Growlithe and ARNISD as Jangmo-o to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @arnisd

The FLUFFY COIN OF SAMURAI SQUIRRELS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Moongesist Beam! But she realizes she accidently picked up a laser death ray at Wal-Mart instead!
ARNISD kicks things off with Foul Play! But he regrets playing with that skunk minutes later.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Spirit Shackle! She chains up and puts lock all over her whiskey and bourbon!
ARNISD attempts Gastro Acid! But just the idea of that makes him feel sick.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Breath! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARNISD!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Wow. Spicy and quick!

It's all open to you! You can devolve arnisd, Wheel him, or evolve back to Arcanine! All up to you!

WHEEL.

[Neo Emolga]

WHEEL.

All it takes is that magical word. >:3

SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

Aww, see, you made him all cute and colorful now! What a nice thing you did there! And now he can fly and...

...yeah, I know, I got this treatment too. It feels funny and I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it this time. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Your Season 18 is delivered hot and fresh! That's our commitment to quality!

SEASON 18

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS RAICHU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA SABLEYE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS GROWLITHE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS SILVALLY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 ARNISD: AS BEAUTIFLY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TYPHLOSION
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS FOONGUS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS GRUBBIN
STATUS: UP FIRST!

[arnisd]

Can't say I'm too mad about the result of that wheel. Like you said Neo at least I can now fly!