[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Shruikan]

Mega Steelix sounds good, so I'll evolve again.

[Neo Emolga]

It worked once....why not try again. Maybe I'll get lucky...

Cheaty Cookie and Halo (with Mew as the partner please)!

You got it!

Mega Steelix sounds good, so I'll evolve again.

...I'VE BEEN SPARED!

I mean, sure, you look great and mighty now!

[Neo Emolga]

It’s that extra slapstick action you crave!

MASTER RNG, wearing rocket undies, yanks in...

ARNISD as Espeon and NOBLEJANOBII as Exeggcute to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SURREAL COIN OF HYPERSPACE PIRATE BOOTY has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Revelation Dance! But she gets it mixed up and plays Dance Dance Revolution.
ARNISD uses Twineedle! But that makes it harder to sew a sweater!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lovely Kiss! She enjoys a bit of delicious Hershey’s chocolate!
ARNISD uses Gear Up! He sends a bunch of cogs to the top floor in an elevator!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smack Down! But she’d rather stay out of wrestling.
ARNISD uses Glare! But that makes it harder to see his TV screen!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! EWW, but she doesn’t want cooties!
ARNISD uses G-Max Replenish! But that overfills his drinking glass!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses String Shot! She shoots a ball of yarn with an AK-47!
ARNISD uses Pulverizing Pancake! But he doesn’t have a big enough of a frying pan to make that!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tearful Look! But she’s all out of onions!
ARNISD uses Dual Chop! But he’s fine with just one for dinner.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Steelspike! But that would pop her chewing gum bubbles!
ARNISD uses Magnet Bomb! But then he’d have nothing to post notes on the fridge with!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She plays around in the kiddie pool!
ARNISD uses G-Max Volcalith! But he forgot to take notes on that in class!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psychic! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
ARNISD uses Ominous Wind! But it’s really just him blowing into a desk fan to make weird noises.

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Metronome! But she just makes a bunch of funky sounds!
ARNISD uses Waterfall! He overfills the bathroom sink!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Drill Peck! But her power drill doesn’t have that kind of bit!
ARNISD uses Grass Knot! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bubble Beam! She blasts her soap bubble bath with a laser cannon!
ARNISD uses Lovely Kiss! But he’s saving those for Valentine’s Day!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Memento! She sends a thoughtful greeting card!
ARNISD uses Eruption! He stuffs a diet cola full of mint Mentos!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Geomancy! But she needs to get better in tune with nature!
ARNISD uses Dual Chop! Now it’s definitely too much…

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Metal Claw! She dresses up like Wolverine!
ARNISD uses Fire Spin! He uses his barbecue grill on a merry-go-round!

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Spray! But she just sneezes really thoroughly.
ARNISD uses Last Resort! But he’s still trying to get through Sweetheart’s Castle!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Volt Crash! But then the power company has a word with her.
ARNISD uses Water Gun! But his Super Soaker 3000 is out of ammo!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII uses Leaf Blade! But she can’t get it sharp enough!
ARNISD uses Ally Switch! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against ARNISD! (2/4)

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sky Uppercut! But punching the air doesn’t have any effect!
ARNISD uses Seismic Toss! But that just pops his basketball!

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Meltdown! But she decides doing that at the nuclear power plant might be a bad idea.
ARNISD uses Fiery Dance! But no one wants to join his conga line at the volcano.

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bloom Doom! But she likes growing lilies and morning glories instead.
ARNISD uses Roost! But he’d rather not bird today.

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII uses High Jump Kick! But that gets her disqualified from the Olympics!
ARNISD uses Imprison! But he forgot how to lock the door!

TURN 23
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mach Punch! But trying to punch a flying plane seems like a bad idea.
ARNISD uses Wrap! He enjoys a delicious chicken burrito!

TURN 24
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sharpen! And now her pencil is ready for more action!
ARNISD uses Mirror Shot! But that would result in seven years bad luck!

TURN 25
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Shard! But she needs that to keep her cola nice and cold!
ARNISD uses Bide! But he’s too itchy for action for that!

TURN 26
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mud-Slap! But she just took a shower!
ARNISD uses Light That Burns the Sky! He points toward the sun!

TURN 27
NOBLEJANOBII uses Origin Pulse! She figured out how to detect her own heartbeat!
ARNISD uses Zap Cannon! But he trips the breaker in the process.

TURN 28
NOBLEJANOBII uses First Impression! But it’s already Turn 28!
ARNISD uses Quick Attack! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 29
NOBLEJANOBII uses Crunch! She takes a big bite out of a chocolate bar!
ARNISD uses Harden! But now his milk is disgusting!

TURN 30
NOBLEJANOBII uses Overdrive! But she’s not in her car!
ARNISD uses Haze! He puts the fraternity prospects through a tough initiation!

SUDDEN DEATH!

TURN 31
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flash Cannon! But she blows up her camera doing that!
ARNISD uses Air Cutter! But snipping the air with scissors doesn’t do anything!

TURN 32
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Guard! It deals the FINAL SUDDEN DEATH BLOW to ARNISD!

Dang, that was the longest match yet!

Noble, you get your spicy selection of…

• Devolve arnisd into an adorable Eevee!
• Evolve yourself back to Exeggutor!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Throw arnisd into your Wheel!
• Or just Wheel yourself!

How will you decide!?