ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Noblejanobii]

Wow you are really intent on having this game end as quickly as possible -_-;

Sigh well there went hours of careful planning and I don’t even get to enjoy my unicorn skin that long because I couldn’t afford a Second Wind. Oh well, perhaps I can salvage this later. And possibly get that signature avatar banner sent to me since I really liked it and the Mega Mawile one but didn’t think to save them before they were gone.

Gonna prime my dueling glove to set Neo Emolga as Mew against Shruikan as Dreepy

[AgloMe Oen]

Wow you are really intent on having this game end as quickly as possible -_-;

Sigh well there went hours of careful planning and I don’t even get to enjoy my unicorn skin because I could afford a Second Wind. Oh well, perhaps I can salvage this later.

Ha ha, well, not to break the 4th wall or anything, but... a little Taillow told me a certain Emolga is kinda feeling burned out after hosting this since July 2021 and there's a few other things he'd like to get done, so it kind of prompted a Super Duper Showdown mode where everyone's gotta hold onto their butts and battle tough as the stakes get higher and higher!

Otherwise that Taillow told me he's convinced we might be playing this well into 2023! And said Emolga might go clinically insane well before that happens. Yeah, I tried to offer him strawberries and whipped cream, but it sounds like what he really needs is just some rest and relaxation, yeah! ♥

[AgloMe Oen]

Gonna prime my dueling glove to set Neo Emolga as Mew against Shruikan as Dreepy

Ooh, I've love to see that, but Shruikan is already dueling Scytherwolf next battle! You can save that for Season 29, though! Or have someone else battle! Whatever you choose! ~♥

Also, I got you covered!





Right click and SAVE! Don't worry, they're totally not those nasty NFT things that are ruining the internet!

[AgloMe Oen]

Meet and greet! :)

MASTER RNG, giving candy to all the children, pulls in…

SCYTHERWOLF as Scorupi and SHRUIKAN as Dreepy to the super happy fun zone of clean family friendly entertainment!
@Scytherwolf @Shruikan

SCYTHERWOLF (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: SHRUIKAN SEASON 28

VS.

SHRUIKAN (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (2 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD DUELING: SCYTHERWOLF SEASON 28 CHEATY COOKIE, BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The CREATIVE COIN OF JUMP ROPES says SHRUIKAN gets to play first!

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TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the fun with Noble Roar! But he decides to sing a silly song instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Flare Blitz! Instead he does a cute little dance!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Overdrive! She asks if she can get her Klondike bar now!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Parting Shot! She nibbles cutely on some strawberries instead!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Frost Breath! He sucks on a peppermint stick instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Bug Buzz! But he instead dreams he’s a lovely butterfly!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scald! She makes some fresh sweet tea for everyone!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Lovely Kiss! Aww, if only that actually worked!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Retaliate! But he decides to think peaceful and happy thoughts!
SHRUIKAN uses Thunderbolt! He lights up some sparklers and puts on a show!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She goes hopping around on her jump rope!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crafty Shield! But she decides to paint a lovely picture instead.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Torment! He plays some cheerful and happy music on his little piano!
SHRUIKAN uses Feather Dance! He dresses up like a cute little bird and goes hopping about!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bug Buzz! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (1/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunderbolt! Instead she decides to go hopping about in puddles!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Dance! He does a nice little groove to the Puff the Magic Dragon song!
SHRUIKAN uses Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom! He doesn’t know what that means, so he bakes a fresh apple pie instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Infestation! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (2/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Charge! Instead she munches on a brownie!

Aww Shruikan, you’re doing such a good job out there making yourself look adorable! Keep it up!
SHRUIKAN HAS GAINED ONE POINT OF OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (1/3)

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Superpower! He pretends he’s a superhero and runs around with a cape on!
SHRUIKAN uses Iron Head! He bonks a bunch of things with his plastic squeaky mallet!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Behemoth Blade! She pretends to be a knight in shining armor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volcalith! She bounces a ball and plays some hopscotch!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Breakneck Blitz! He nibbles cutely on a slice of watermelon!
SHRUIKAN uses Leer! He decides to doodle in his coloring book!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Miracle Eye! She pretends to be a wizard and casts a magic spell!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Close Combat! She decides to pick some lovely daisies instead!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Sneak! He covers himself with a bedsheet and pretends to be a spooky ghost!
SHRUIKAN uses Dark Void! He makes some sweet hot chocolate for everyone!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Growth! She eats her vegetables to grow big and strong!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Shock! She runs around with some sparklers!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Volt Switch! He turns on some colorful lights!
SHRUIKAN uses Attack Order! But he decides to play some charades instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Toxic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (3/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heavy Slam! She plays the drums for a while!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Heal Order! He sips on a tasty milkshake!
SHRUIKAN uses Fury Swipes! He picks some raspberries to make a pie!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magic Room! She pulls a Buneary out of her top hat!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Instruct! She draws a rainbow with some crayons!

Ooooh, so cute, Shruikan!
SHRUIKAN HAS GAINED ONE POINT OF OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (2/3)

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Blaze Kick! He puts some frosting and sprinkles on his cupcakes!
SHRUIKAN uses Skitter Smack! He plays some tiddly winks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Charge! She runs around in circles!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Parting Shot! He shoots some silly string everywhere!
SHRUIKAN uses Mind Reader! He pretends to zap things with a magic wand!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Grass Whistle! She sings a little jolly tune instead!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Bulk Up! He inflates an inner tube to go swimming!
SHRUIKAN uses Dual Wingbeat! He pretends to flap around like a chicken!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mystical Fire! She pretends to be a cute fire-breathing dragon!

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Acid Armor! He dunks his chocolate chip cookies into milk!
SHRUIKAN uses Revelation Dance! He prances around and pretends to be at the disco!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Steel Roller! She plays a happy game of pinball!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Revenge! He decides to bake chocolate chip cookies for everyone!
SHRUIKAN uses Mist! He sprays some water around to reveal a rainbow!

Oh Shruikan! You know what this means, right?
SHRUIKAN HAS BECOME ABSOLUTELY OVERSTUFFED WITH OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (3/3)

WOW! Sparkly!

Well now, that means you BOTH get turned into eggs!

But of course, this too! First you, Shruikan, you’re the star of the show!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

First - The Lineup!

#1 Mew (1)
#2 Mew (1)
#3 Mew (1)
#4 Mew (1)

And… #1 was rolled! I knew it was going to be Mew!

Second - The Superpower!

1. COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
2. SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
3. EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
4. MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (2 Coin value)!
5. FRENZY [LEVEL 2] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
6. YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

And… #1 was rolled! And that means no more Compensator, which means you need to refund those remaining backup lineups!

…But… that also means you lose the only three remaining backup lineup you have! Sorry, but that’s game over! Yikes!

Third - The Wallet!

Well, you had 3 Coins and 5 EXP, and you lose 1 Coin and 2 EXP, but since you’ve got no lineups left, it doesn’t quite matter at this point. Oof!

Thank you for playing! ~♥

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And that leaves Scytherwolf now!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

First - The Lineup!

#1 Snom > Frosmoth (2)
#2 Larvesta > Volcarona (2)
#3 Wimpod > Golisopod (2)
#4 Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3) MIGHTY SHIELD

#3 was rolled! So long, Wimpod!

Second - The Superpower!

1. FRENZY [LEVEL 1] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
2. YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
3. COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

#2 was rolled. That means your Yes, I Lift, Bro is gone!

And lastly!

Third - The Wallet!

You had 30 Coins and 6 EXP, which leaves you with 15 Coins and 3 EXP after this!