The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sonic20]

DARK STAR: Let's face it, Krathlos. In your current state, you lack enough power to dent the void. As such, I am acting as the leader of a group that seems like we're in charge, but I serve under you.
KRATHLOS: YOUR POINT IS?!
DARK STAR: You need my help.

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Meanwhile, an ancient wanderer stumbles upon an artifact. A large white stone tablet. He digs, and uncovers the front of the machine. It contains a massive gem, shaped like a heart. Upon removal, the pillar glowed, the top glowing, revealing cracks through it as it split into four pieces, and opened up. Inside were 5 stones, all looking specifically distinct. It also looked like a living alien was below. This alien was known as the Librarian, a galactic overlord responsible of recording major events.

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I sense a lot of plot. I mean, A LOT of plot.

[Caite-chan]

Ya'll are a bunch of crazy people.

[Ganyu]

I'll drink to that~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Still preparing the trick*

*The mountain has been fully pushed up and thrown back into its original position by the bad guys*

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*DT is finding it harder and harder to dodge the void, and keeps losing limbs to it that she can instantly replace, thankfully.*

DT: You're pretty good at this...

DT, thinking: D**m, he's too good at this...

*The Black has become completely unresponsive, outside of sending more void at DT, like right now*

*DT does another dodge, this time losing a leg.*

DT: If he keeps this up, he'll catch me eventually...Ugh...Well, unless-

*DT loses the entire lower torso and everything below it as she remembers to start dodging another onslaught*

DT: D**m! *Regrows missing body parts*

*The Black smirked. That was a clear sign he's closing in on victory.*

[Sonic20]

Ya'll are a bunch of crazy people.

ARE WE CRAZY?

Yes. But the question is:

Will it blend?

[Caite-chan]

As long as everyone is just as crazy. xD

[The-Hydra]

I'm not crazy
I'M AERODYNAMIC

I think

[Caite-chan]

"I'm not crazy my mother had me tested." - Sheldon Cooper

[The-Hydra]

My uncle had me tested
AND I AM

AERODYNAMIC

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU WILL MAKE A FIIIIIIIIIINE DART, THEN!!!

*the duo take Hydra, tape an explosive spear to him, throw him up, jump up after him, use a massive mallet to slam him down, and watch the massive fireworks, knowing Hydra will be fine due to his massive IGNORANCE stat.*

YES!! THAT WAS MY PLAN!!