The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

I HAVE KNOW FREAKING IDEA HOW YOU EVEN FLIPPING DID THAT BUT ARE FREAKING INASANE!?!?????!!!!!?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!!*extends claws and madly scrapes Hydra's face* YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*My wings extend and my eyes begin glowing* I HAVE LOCATED THE OFFENDER. *flies off through a Dimensional Hole*

[The-Hydra]

No I won't. Not if I teleport to MY SECRET FORTRESS

*Hides in landfill*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The offender, whoever he is, is located at some point within the void, which your dimensional hole directly leads to. It's the same one, interestingly, you opened earlier and thought you saw something rather green inside (though you can't recall any details. Nice try with your plot-rushing, but that's one thing this Narrator will NOT stand for). You are aware the Void is impossible to use reality-warping on, being outside of reality, and henceforth you have no way of controlling it at all; you are aware it will defy immortality of all forms and annihilate you, depriving you of a respawn or an afterlife and ending all chance of your return; and you are aware that, as a result, no matter who did it, he is likely to either be removed from existence already, or behind the veil of the void and out of all reach. It is so ridiculously likely to be the former of those two that you don't even bother thinking of it further.*

*TNT closes the door for you* F***A**! DON'T OPEN DIMENSIONAL HOLES TO THE VOID!!

[The-Hydra]

"F***A**!" ? That's a new one on me.

[Rin Kagamine]

No I won't. Not if I teleport to MY SECRET FORTRESS

*Hides in landfill*

*grabs Hydra and throws him into a tree* I WILL KILL YOU IF I HAVE TO!!!!
*kicks Hydra 30 times, and throws him into the air, jumping up after him*

KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!!*kicks him into the landfill while dodging the "/shot" bullet*
*lands*/shot this time successfully for the quote
I've always wanted to say that.../shot again

[Sir Sivelos]

GET OUT OF THE WAY. *shoves Tazz out of the way* THIS WILL NOT STAND. *flies off into the distance*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Hydra's intrinsic allots for instant revival-which is REALLY good for him now, as RK is punching him with enough force per-punch to instnatly kill him twelve times before the punch actually lands, and then TWICE when it acutally does it kills him so hard. She's so mad she grows a whole new tail. The final kick into the landfill tears the planet to shreds, as well as about a thousand neighboring ones. The Force starts repairing it easily, thankfully, but this traps TH underground, in a magma pit. This is what you get for pissing off a goddess that badly..*

TNT: *Recorded the entire event*...HOLY F***ING S**T!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*has arrived to where ever who's responsible for damaging The Book is* SHOW YOURSELF. *draws sword*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Unfortunately, you are again faced by a portal of void. You find yourself facing the same dillema as before. You're just in front of a portal of void, again, with no feasible point of entry.*

TNT: *Teleports to Silvos'es location*...Silvos, again. Whoever did this is a dead man.