The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Indeed. SO RECAP THE PLOT FOR ME MKAY

[Sonic20]

"Krathlos opened the void, releasing the time eater, however the original time eater kind of slaughtered him. After that the black pointed out how stupid we all are, and then proceeded to provide commentary on things while Karkat informed john to tell the rest of the beta and alpha kids they were coming there to bring them to a giant time eater monster for backup."

"After a bunch of randomness, John ended up in the avatar roleplay accidentally, and the troll's spaceship is under attack by 200000s upon 200000s of villians."

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh yeah, Doc Scratch is there too. BUT HOLY S**T

I MUST ASISST. I SHALL TELEPORT THERE

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As usual, the S2 Narrator forgets critical info. Possibly on purpose.*

*As it turns out, The Original Time Eater-real name Sek'talkus-was actually a good guy the whole time, working for the Black, who also goes by the title of Oblivion Lord...Which is why The Black decided to tell everyone we were stupid, slow morons. Twice. The Original Time Eater had also absconded back to the Void, presumably to report to his, so quite frankly the Trolls had mobilized for no real reason. At first.*

*On that note, it's not JUST the f***ing Troll Ship that's under attack: approximately 20000 pings (read: powerful bad guy clusters) all over the universe, each with 200000s upon 200000s of villains ransacking the areas in question, which are almost exclusively locations the PxR Party has some relation to, whether by being there, by living there, by visiting often, or some other piece of information. Though TNT assumes it's the Dark Writs-which is the likely answer-we have no clue, not yet.*

...OK, so first order of business! Everyone onto the Troll Ship! It's the only place that's being attacked actually capable of fighting back, and since they're already mobilized, it's safe to say that we can use that to clear out the other areas!

...(Yes, I simplified the "Meanwhile" thing because it annoyed me)...

Krathlos: ...Why...Impossible...Utterly absoultely impossible...Yet...Blauuughhh...Graaaahhhghghghagg hgahha!!...Feh... *Starts sobbing a little*

???: I see your wounds.

Krathlos: ...Huh?! What?! Who are you?! *Trying to hide tears*

???: Image, the third Dark Writ and Dark Writ of Oblivion. I've been watching your plan. Watched it fail.

Krathlos: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!! It was those ba****ds and the Time eater and the void and the-

DWI: Yes yes, we are aware that the forces that be conspired to bring about your plot's downfall. It was doomed to fail, even if we were to assist you then...It was a brilliant plan, though. Simple, yet efficient, and with very few ways it could have realistically gone wrong. The end result was noble-the end of existence. If there were any flaws you could be expected to correct, you corrected them. Only things nobody could have accounted for got in the way. It is hardly your fault you failed. In fact, it is not at all your fault. Luck and circumstance were your assailants.

Krathlos: Yes! Yes, you see, that's how it is! How was I supposed to realize that Silveos guy was going to appear right in front of me from out of nowhere?! Without that happening, I'd have done it properly! And, and who could predict the Original Time Eater was going to attack me on sight?! Who would have thought a prisoner would be angry to have freedom?!!?

DWI: Not I.

Krathlos: Yes...Yes, you see?...You know, I kind of like you. Or at least, we see eye-to-eye on several things. I am aware of your own plots to cause Armageddon.

DWI: I knew that you knew, of course, but we both were spying on one another. No trust. But I guess that's changed a little. Come, son of the noble Lrd English, we have much to discuss...And we ought to clean that wound.

*Krathlos is grinning as they both vanish*

[Sir Sivelos]

*on the Troll Ship* I'm assuming Nightmare, Dark Mind, Zero, and all the others are part of this... I'M GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON *flies off*

[Sonic20]

*As usual, the S2 Narrator forgets critical info. Possibly on purpose.*

*As it turns out, The Original Time Eater-real name Sek'talkus-was actually a good guy the whole time, working for the Black, who also goes by the title of Oblivion Lord...Which is why The Black decided to tell everyone we were stupid, slow morons. Twice. The Original Time Eater had also absconded back to the Void, presumably to report to his, so quite frankly the Trolls had mobilized for no real reason. At first.*

*On that note, it's not JUST the f***ing Troll Ship that's under attack: approximately 20000 pings (read: powerful bad guy clusters) all over the universe, each with 200000s upon 200000s of villains ransacking the areas in question, which are almost exclusively locations the PxR Party has some relation to, whether by being there, by living there, by visiting often, or some other piece of information. Though TNT assumes it's the Dark Writs-which is the likely answer-we have no clue, not yet.*

S2 Narrorator: "Jeez, you don't think we would have assumed that from the fact that Sek'talkus beat the everloving daylights out of krathlos for the most part? And yes, I freaking know that. It's just the only place that-"

Dimentio: *strangles narrator* Now then. He forgot it on purpose.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The narrator thumbs up Dimentio as he shoots the S2 Narrator dead. TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN, AND THIS JOB IS CUTTHROAT!*

*TNT, on Troll Ship* OK!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!

Random Troll: Nepetaquest?

*Confetti drops from the ceiling, killing a bad guy with a hideously massive weakness to confetti for whatever reason.*

TNT:...NO, NOT NEPETAQUEST!

*confetti undrops from the ceiling.*

YOU, RANDOM TROLL WHO WILL NEVER BE DESCRIBED! GET THIS TO THE CAPTAIN! *Handing the Random troll space-time coordinates for the nearest ping* WE'RE GOING THERE ONCE THE BADDIES HERE ARE GONE, OK?!

Random Troll: Sir yes sir! *Leaves for Captain*

[Sir Sivelos]

*flies back to the ship* Okay, so I chewed out all the Kirby guys for doing this, and they all went back to their respective dimensions. Now we need to deal with all the other guys.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

3 OUT OF 200000S OF 200000S.

START MURDERING PANTS OFF, SILVEOS! *Murders the pants off of Draconian Dignitary*

[Sir Sivelos]

GLADLY! *rapidly flashing aura returns, wings extend, and eyes glow* AND NOW I HAVE FULL CONTROL! YAAAAY *Sivelos uses tech: Exodus! The space around Sivelos distorts, and he concentrates it into a massive beam-like blast, instantly killing many foes, and severely wounding more!*