Neo Emolga Masterpiece Mischief Ep24 23OCT2017 – 29OCT2017
Candy is the sugar comatose for your body, and this is the sugar comatose for your brain!
Halloween is almost upon us, which means some of us are going to throw away our pride, wear a silly costume, and engage in absolutely nonsensical behavior while those in other countries who don’t celebrate it are either going to be jealous or think we’re complete loonies. I’m on the side of being a complete loony.
Anywhos, here’s some great Pokémon art, some of it Halloweeny in nature, but ALL subject to my InsAniTY TraIN oF ComMenTary. Face and gas masks sold separately.
Pokemon – Clefairy and Gengar Friendship Necklaces by YellerCrakka
It’s as if to say Clefairy has a dark side and Gengar has a softie side! Okay, so if you get this necklace to share with a friend, how do you go about deciding who gets the Clefairy half and who gets the Gengar half? Do you rock paper scissors that life-changing decision or do you just kind of talk it out and decide who is more/less evil than the other? I guess the other thing is if you’re just wearing your half of whoever, isn’t that going to cause others to say “ewww, what happened to the other half of that poor Pokémon? It’s like a giant shark just ate half of it!” Gets a bit morbid. Just a bit.
Happy Halloween! by foxlett
Ooh YEAH, now we’re talkin’! In case someone didn’t think so, here’s extra proof you can have plenty of Halloween fun and include Pokémon. Hey now, you can’t have that with Madden 2017, Assassin’s Creed, or Call of Duty! Do you get this Halloween goodness when you’re busy studying history, chemistry, or structural engineering? NO! Or how about when you’re mowing your lawn, dancing the tango, or curling up in a sleeping bag? NO!
Ooh, I think that Eevee has a Snickers bar.
Alola Vulpix Plush by d215lab
Alola Vulpix, gracefully demonstrating the tranquility of sleep we all enjoy on Monday morning just mere seconds before the BRRTTT! BRRTTT! BRRTTT! BRRTTT! of a satanic alarm clock and the dreams we were having of nachos grande and being chased by sewer trolls with pink tutus comes to a tragic and brutal abrupt end. But for now, dream on, little Vulpix! Enjoy that dream of nachos grande with extra cheese!
Poke Walk Hoenn by Ry-Spirit
Hey, who’s this cheeky dude who gets to waltz around with ALL THREE Hoenn starters when I only got to choose one? I bet this creep gets to choose BOTH fossils too. AND get both Groudon and Kyogre. And he gets to bet on both black and red, bet on all the race horses at once, and gets waffle fries AND curly fries together. What a punk. Well, I ain’t rolling out the red carpet for you, thug. Yeah, just try driving your Bentley and your Lamborghini at the same time, you little spank. Yeahhh, thought so.
Black Halloween Skitty by Ailinn-Lein
If you like your Skitty with a little more goth, darkness, and head-banging metal inside, BLACK HALLOWEEN SKITTY IS THE SKITTY FOR YOU! Think pink? NOOOO. You go black because once you go BLACK you NEVER GO BACK and you let the darkness envelop you. See? See how BLACK HALLOWEEN SKITTY is smiling? Smiling so gloriously? That’s because BLACK HALLOWEEN SKITTY has seen all kinds of crap that would make grandma scream and fart a brick and get blacklisted by Santa Claus. And you too, can get blacklisted by Santa Claus and if you ever feel lonely, just remember all those microorganisms living on your body and that the NSA just has nothing better to do than make jokes about your browsing history. What were we talking about again?
That’s all for this week! Remember to get your freaky on this Halloween, because really, doing the kinds of things you can get away with on this holiday just can’t be done on Easter, Valentine’s Day, or on a random day like June 23rd without looking like a weirdo.
Cheers!
