Christmas chaos, craziness, and mayhem! Oh, and some art, of course!
CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST UPON US AND THERE’S NO ESCAPING IT!!! Unless you sleep the whole thing through, which is kind of concerning but funny. In any case, all the tinsel, peppermints, lights, and egg nog haven’t slowed these artists down, and they haven’t slowed me down either!
Pokemon fusion – Cuquaza by catandcrown
Blending Cubone and Rayquaza gets you THIS INSANE CREATURE OF UNDEAD ANARCHY! Really, this doesn’t look like anything you’d find in Pokémon, unless the lovely creatures of Lovecraft horror wanted to snuggle in and make themselves at home with Pikachu and Eevee, who they… probably ate already. This guy would be great to have when that dorky kid bragging about his Pokémon shows up and how he thinks he’s a hot trainer. He’d launch out his Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander and CUQUAZA OF THE UNHOLY DOOM would see a delicious breakfast, lunch, and dinner full of vitamins and nutrients!
It makes me wonder if he does his own cooking! What would a Cuquaza cookbook look like!?
Pokemon #488 by Cosmopoliturtle
This redesigned Cresselia looks like the kind of chap you’d ride into Neverland and would be way more fun than even driving a Ferrari with rainbow butterfly wings into there. Also, it totally doesn’t have enough wings. A dozen wings? Come on, those are rookie numbers! We need at least three. Three dozen wings. And then watch. Watch, somehow she’ll still be unable to fly.
She’s looking at that funky pinky Easter Egg thing like “holy heck, I didn’t wake up with that this morning!?” What is that thing? Does it give special powers? Maybe free Wi-Fi?
Serena | Pokemon | by xdtopsu01
Serena, COME ON, don’t you know the first rule of Pokémon!? You’re NOT ALLOWED TO AGE! Remember. The. Code. Geez.
I love how this drawing makes the dress look like some kind of power armor. Which I’m surprised there isn’t more of in the Pokémon world. Really, would you wear just a t-shirt and shorts to a Pokémon battle where they’re throwing thunderbolts and flamethrowers at each other? Heck no, power armor me up, baby. This is totally the business venture the world needs.
A Wondrous Winter’s Eve by KaiserDragonian
This is just the kind of place where you can relax, enjoy the beauty, put away your smartphone, and… yeah, put it away because you’re not going to get a signal out here anyway. And I hope you packed dinner with you because Dominos sure doesn’t deliver out here either.
The aurora is really nice, but it does kind of look like the moon is plunging the world into a dark, nefarious evil spell where all rechargeable batteries are dead before noon and all the traffic lights go into flashing strobe light mode to incite chaos upon the world.
Thingie. 14 by Remarin
Pikachu, Charmander, Eevee, and all their friends are back in this lovely work of… no they’re not.
I really can’t find anything Pokémon in this and I think it only popped up in the search because this Remarin artist dude said “Whos that pokemon?????” completely at random in the description and that’s like all that happened. Well too bad, you’re at my mercy anyway, Remarin! Still, it’s like one of those prank images where you have “hey, find Waldo” and you spend a good darn twenty minutes looking and you realize some malevolent tool Photoshopped him out of the darn picture and they’re laughing about it. Or a Carmen Sandiego game where you can play through the whole darn thing and you never catch her anyway, only all her lame and weird henchmen with dopey names and whatever.
No, no, don’t even try it! Don’t even suggest that one teeny tiny silhouette of a dragon in the background is a Pokémon. There will be none of that! That’s so not a Pokémon. If… no, if THAT’S a Pokémon, then heck, all dragons are Pokémon. That means Skyrim has Pokémon. And FREAKING GAME OF THRONES has Pokémon. We’ve gotten so carried away with crossovers lately it’s not even funny.
That’s it from me today! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Enjoy yourselves, guzzle down that hot cocoa and egg nog, stuff yourself with cookies until you explode, dye your hair green and red, strap on that silly and ridiculous Santa suit you have, and dress up your dog or cat with a Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer outfit because you’re a nutcase and you know the only way to look even more insane is to do it all in June instead.
Happy Holidays and many festive cheers from your favorite electric flying squirrel!
