There’s art! There’s silly comedy! There’s tacos, except I’m all out of tacos so you’ll have to settle for only art and comedy!
Never fear, for NEMM is here to make you laugh to tears and until you lose your rears so get in gear and listen all you far and near because my friends most dear, your Emolga peer is here to bring you many cheers!
Dusktales – Pokemon Fusion by ProxyComics
Oh, oh thank you, ProxyComics, this is just what I needed to pull that all-nighter I… didn’t actually want to pull.
Guess who’s here in case you need a friendly buddy to replicate the lovely effects of crippling insomnia? It’s your cheerful neighborhood DUSKTALES, busting through a sheetrock wall just to visit you! And give you that crippling evil Terminator 2 eye as he gazes into your soul, foresees your destiny, and opens your dresser drawer before gazing into your mind and saying…
“Hey, you forgot your socks. No problemo, bud, I’m always here for ya!”
Dragonair shoulder plush | Pokemon by PinkuArt
Aww, see, now you can take your buddy Dragonair wherever you go! To the zoo, to the park, to the bowling alley, to go dancing, and on your favorite rollercoas-actually no, you probably don’t want to do that and let Dragonair become a “flying type” too early. What’s also good is if you want to take a snooze, this Dragonair is like a nick pillow with way more style! Because we all know how absolutely exciting airplane flights can be.
Just beware. If it evolves into Dragonite and still wants to wrap itself around your neck, there might be some real problems.
[Pokemon] James n Meowth by ohnips
Although James, I would advise against rubbing a cat’s belly. I’ve known a few people who have gotten that lovely Slash attack and Fury Swipes treatment out of doing that.
2000 by kilalaaa
“Look at that!” exclaimed Ash, pointing at the viewer, “boy, they sure forgot to wash their face this morning!”
Scary thought of the day! Pokémon the Movie 2000 came out 18 freakin’ years ago! That means a kid born while this movie was in theaters would already be heading off to college and would be legally considered an adult. It’s okay if you want to crawl back into bed and forget this little fact of life. I’ve done that a few times.
And wow, just imagine what Ash, Pikachu, and Team Rocket would look like if you aged them all 18 years. If you want to crawl back into bed and forget that thought, too, I understand. I’m done, I promise!
Baby Zapdos plush + Team Instinct scarf | Pokemon by PinkuArt
Oh my GAWD!!! It’s so cute! Last week you got Articuno so now you get Zapdos and that fulfills all the wishes of you Team Mystic and Team Instinct people! And us… Team Valor people can all huddle together in the realm of forgotten cowboys and places where ice cream melts and puppies go to bed without that second dog biscuit they were hoping for.
But there’s hope! Maybe we’ll get our big-headed baby Moltres next week! And for the first time, NEEM ends with a cliffhanger! Woo-hoo, and they said it couldn’t be done! Will Team Valor get their baby Moltres plush!? Will our smart phone batteries ever last longer than two hours!? Will the taste of my strawberries ever stay consistent!?
Find out next week on Neo Emolga Masterpiece Mischief Episode 37!
