Because nonsense never dies! It just evolves!
Welcome to the day after Saint Patrick’s Day! Whether you celebrated with green stuff, corned beef and cabbage, or a fine selection of dizziness-inducing beverages, here’s some lovely NEMM nonsense to hold you over as we creep toward Easter! So tell those leprechauns to step aside and make way for all those Easter bunnies!
Today’s art selection is…
Pokemon #574-757-576 by Cosmopoliturtle
It’s your redesigns for the Gothita line! Now with 200% more horns! Which looks more badass than all those white bows or whatever the heck those things were. And that Gothitelle is awesome. Way better than that black upside-down waffle ice cream cone with measuring spoons for ears! This rendition definitely looks more like she’s going to bewitch your buttocks and this time it’s not going to be funny. Nah, only kidding. A bewitched buttocks is always funny.
Pokemon #577-578-579 by Cosmopoliturtle
More horns! Ladies and gentlemen, horns are totally the new in. Get your funky Viking or unicorn groove on because that’s how we’re doing things now.
Solosis doesn’t actually look all that different from its original form but then again, how much can you really redesign a head in a spherical blob? The horn looks better on it. Makes more sense than the pig tail thing or whatever that was supposed to be. And Reuniclus looks a heck of a lot beefier than before. Like you’d better get your ID ready if you want to get into whatever nightclub he’s bouncing for.
Pokemon USUM – Sightseer (2018) by chocomiru02
Funny, usually it’s the popular, well-known characters that get drawn and here you have one of those random NPCs instead! Let’s face it, we’ve certainly seen our share of Misty already.
She’s cute, but she’s wearing that silly smile like she’s looking at you and there’s a piece of your chicken burrito sticking to your face and you haven’t noticed it yet, but she would feel bad if she told you because then you would know she noticed it.
Pokemon – Mizuki (Full) by chocomiru02
Mizuki has the mysterious superpower of being able to walk on the beach and not leave footprints in the sand! I’m only kidding, I’m sure this is a silly and extremely easy thing for an artist to overlook and it’s a really good picture anyway. But yeah, that would be a really useless superpower. Kind of like farting butterflies or being able to burp the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Pokemon #572-573 by Cosmopoliturtle
Aww, so this is the redesign for Minccino and Cinccino! They look so mystical now, like they have an important side quest for you to do that grants you magical powers and that special armor item that if you don’t do this quest here and now, you won’t have the chance to go back to do it later on in the game! I bet they glow in the dark too, now in a Minccino/Cinccino and the Blind Forest kind of way.
We’ve reached the end for this week, my friends! Remember that if you find the Easter Bunny early this year, those little brown pellets he’s been leaving behind are NOT chocolate.
