Adventures in genwun, Featuring Blastoyse

[Fistodragon]

*Sues you hard* See 'ya in court, Lunch perv.

>_<

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh, yes, perhaps it's NOW the time I should point out that, even if it was a mock case for a Law and Justice Class, I HAVE actually been a pretty good lawyer? I'll not bore you with the details, but I became somewhat infamous for making a lot of objections after that mock case...

In other words, it somehow gets even funnier knowing that it's ever-so-slightly true.

[The-Hydra]

Well whaddya know. And I just thought I was randomly casting roles. That worked out then o3o



Just in case making Blastoyse get tipped for several days and totally get humilated in court wasn't enough, I figured I make his daughter date the thing he hates most just to make sure. I really must have something against this guy.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Now I must imagine Blastoyse growing a cannon (rather than, say, holding one) just to unleash heavy firepower on suckers. Thank you, Hydra. These things are the bomb in every sense of the word, except dead-on literally. They're not actually explosive, I'm sorry.

Also, I'm assuming Gir is adoptive. I cannot imagine Blastoyse mating with, well, anyone really.

[[Desolate Divine]]

Tazz: it was probably a torterra who wanted to get into Kanto haha

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

I have been stalking this thread. :O These consistently make me laugh! Keep up the good work. :D

[The-Hydra]

Also, I'm assuming Gir is adoptive. I cannot imagine Blastoyse mating with, well, anyone really.

Yes, that is the case. Blastoyse doesn't know that though because he's not 100% sure where babies come from. Currently he's got it narrowed down between the Day-care man or Switzerland.



BLASTOYSE GETS A POSSIBLY FATAL DISEASE

GASP

I WISH I COULD STOP THIS

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh nooooooooo! Pokerus! That devilish disease, empowering Pokemon well beyond feasible expectations to become true monstrosities on the field of battle!

...Wait...

[Blaquaza]

Is punching him in the face when he has PokéRus a bad idea? XD

[Suicune's Fire]

Loooool at the two new comics! xD I love how Blastoyse thinks that those symptoms are so bad.