[WAR] Humor

[Suicune's Fire]

This is brilliant. xD

This theme reminds me of the bad joke eel meme. I'm going to make one!

Thank you! XD Maybe I should change that the joke I want to enter. I always thought it was pretty brilliant myself. ;D I don't know if I remember the eel meme. xD Very well, at least. OKAY!


~SF.

[Tenacity]

Thank you! XD Maybe I should change that the joke I want to enter. I always thought it was pretty brilliant myself. ;D I don't know if I remember the eel meme. xD Very well, at least. OKAY!


~SF.

Here's an example. ;D (Note to DM; this isn't my entry. :P)

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[XaiakuX]

There were three tomatoes that decided to go on a walk. A daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. During the walk the baby tomato started falling behind, so the daddy tomato fell back, squashed the baby tomato and said, "Catch up."

Get it? ;D

I'm not good with bad jokes.

Xanthe should definitely win with those original Pokémon jokes. They're pretty awful. <3

I've got several adult humor Pokémon jokes, but I won't post them.

However I will post this:

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This joke is pretty... adult.

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I'm serious, if you're offended by this, don't blame me.

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Alright, then. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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I poo'd a little.

This one always get's people:

You wanna hear a bad joke?

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Your life.

So I just came back from Team Yoga Bears' thread. Their banter was just unBEARable.

Someone shoot me, please.

I just flew in from Bangkok, and I'm pretty butthurt.

[[Desolate Divine]]

This one is a teeny bit inappropriate, but bad and a pisser none the less. Read at your own peril...

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So I heard MTV finally decided to cancel Teen Mom. At least they knew when to pull out...

Now for some horrible unoriginal ones.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not like he will come anyway...

A man walks into a bar. You think he would have seen it.

A man walks onto a bus with carrots in his ears. The bus driver says "Sir! Why do you have carrots in your ears?". The man says "Sorry, I cant hear you! I got carrots in my ears!"

[ayotui]

what animal doesnt like rollercosters?

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the antiloope

edit: im in team yoga bears btw

[Fawkes.]

are we just allowed to post as many as we want or what???

[Neo Emolga]

For shiz and giggles.

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The sun was out over Broken Bow, Nebraska, but it was far from a beautiful day. In fact, that sleepy, little town in the middle of nowhere had just met up with the local zombie apocalypse. And John had just become a zombie.

"Uhh, guuuys... huuuuhhh," John moaned, joining the other shambling zombies around him.

"Grrr.... uhhh," Sally the zombie replied.

"Nuuh... neeeed... ... uhhhhnnn... meeeeat...." Another replied.

And they all kept shambling toward the few remaining human survivors that were left. While the humans were screaming and fleeing for their lives, John shambled alongside the other zombies, but there was something pecking at the remnants of his mind.

"Yeeaah... uhhh... got... uuuhhhh questiuhhn," John aksed. "Yeahhhuuhh-"

"Uhhhhh!" One of the others moaned, interrupting him.

"Brraains!" Another shouted.

"Uhhh, I was.... uhhh.... wondering about-"

"Nnnuuhhhh! Huuumaaansss..."

And they still kept on chasing after the human survivors. Of course John followed, not sure if it was for the human flesh he wanted, or just to figure out what was on his mind.

"Errruuuuhh..." Another moaned.

"Hhhuumansss... hhhunnngry... uuhhhh..."

"Aboutuh... that... uhhh... questionuhhh...?" John asked.

"Oh, what the hell is it already?" Sally the zombie asked him.

...

"How come zombies never eat each other?" John asked.

And then they all just looked at him strangely.

And a few bonus ones.

Q: What did one angel say to the other angel?
A: Hey-lo!

Q: What happened when they plucked Mr. Cluckster's feathers away?
A: He gave them the chicken fingers.

Q: What likes to go in hot but then come out loud?
A: A spicy burrito.

Q: A naked guy and a prostitute are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cops.

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

What did Ash say when his Chikorita evolved?

"Wow, I can't bayleef it!"

*hangs head in shame*

[Dragon Master Mike]

are we just allowed to post as many as we want or what???

You aren't going to get bonus points for putting more, but if you want to put a few, you can feel free. Your score will reflect my opinion on all of the jokes. If you have one joke that you think is better than all the others though, I would recommend just going with that joke.

[Tenacity]

Username: Tenacity
Team: Team Trainer
Jokes: Inbound (all made by yours truly):

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And a Pokemon-related joke for all you Poke-fans out there: