ASH K. MONSTER
Morning, Kenny!
KENNY
Hi Ash K. Monster.
ASH. K MONSTER
How's life?
KENNY
Disappointing!
ASH. K MONSTER
What's the matter?
KENNY
I’m a doctor.
ASH. K MONSTER
Oh… I'm sorry?
KENNY
Me too! I mean, look at me! I spent ten years in college, and I
always thought --
ASH. K MONSTER
What?
KENNY
No, it sounds stupid.
ASH. K MONSTER
Aww, come on!
(sung)
KENNY
When I was little I thought I would be...
ASH. K MONSTER
What?
KENNY
A magical girl with a comrade or three
But now I’m thirty-two and as you can see --
I’m not.
ASH. K MONSTER
Nope!
KENNY
Oh well,
it sucks to be me.
ASH. K MONSTER
Nooooo.
KENNY
It sucks to be me.
ASH. K MONSTER
No!
KENNY
It sucks to be broke and employed
with no time to RP.
It sucks to be me.
(spoken)
ASH. K MONSTER
You think your life sucks?
KENNY
I think so.
ASH. K MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad!
(sung)
I'm a good battler, and pretty damn smart.
KENNY
You are.
ASH. K MONSTER
Thanks!
All I want is to fight players for points.
And as you know, I don't want duties.
So why, did I create a team?
HKim! It sucks to be me!
KENNY
Me too.
ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be me.
KENNY
It sucks to be me.
ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be Ash…
KENNY
And Kenny…
ASH. K MONSTER
To not have time!
KENNY
To not have money!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.
(spoken)
KENNY
Hey, Harry, Monbrey, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
HARRY
Ah, certainly.
ASH. K MONSTER
Whose life sucks more? Kenny's or mine?
(sung)
MONBREY AND HARRY
Ours!
HARRY
We work together.
MONBREY
As leaders in the URPG.
HARRY
We've been a good team...
MONBREY
Ever since I became a mod.
HARRY
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation.
MONBREY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!
HARRY
You cuss a lot in chat.
You yell at all the members.
MONBREY
Oh yeah? You still haven’t made
a decision since December!
HARRY
You encourage all of these stupid GIFs
and memes!
MONBREY
So do you.
That's why I'm mad too!
HARRY
It sucks to be me!
MONBREY
No, it sucks to be me!
ASH. K MONSTER
It sucks to be me!
KENNY
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
(spoken)
TRAINER SARAH
Why are you all so happy?
MONBREY
Because our lives suck!
TRAINER SARAH
Your lives suck?
Am I hearing you correctly? Ha!
(sung)
I’m senior admin. I run this forum.
I ban all these ad bots,
but they just spam and run.
I just want everyone to get along!
Stop yelling please!
I'm so stressed!
There’s too much to do!
(smacking KENNY)
And I have an
absent administrator!
who doesn’t do
anything here!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I’ll say it
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban-ban-ban-ban-
Ban!
It sucks to be me.
(spoken)
SOU CLEIFE
Uh, excuse me?
TRAINER SARAH
Hey there!
SOU CLEIFE
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a forum to join.
KENNY
Why are you looking all the way out here?
SOU CLEIFE
Well, I started at Serebii, but everything there is way
too active. But this community looks a lot quieter!
Oh, and look -- a "Join the War" sign!
HARRY
You need to talk to a War Leader. Let me get one.
SOU CLEIFE
Great, thanks!
HARRY
Hey Rust!
RUST
I'm coming! I'm coming!
HARRY
Presenting… Rust McBuckets!
RUST
Yes I am!
(sung)
I’m Rust McBuckets
Pirate cyborg extraordinaire.
I was a big hero
when War points were rare!
But they needed
Someone for complaints and cares,
So now I am --
a War Leader!
on Crossroads P --
ALL
It sucks to be you.
ASH. K MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KENNY
I feel better now!
RUST
Try having people stopping you to ask
"Hey Rust, where’s Team Aqua?"
It gets old.
ALL
It sucks to be me.
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be me)
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be you)
On Crossroads P.
(sucks to be us)
But not when
we're together.
We're together
here on Crossroads P --
We’re here on Crossroads P --
This is the place to be!
No real life, you see!
We’re here on Crossroads P!
SOU CLEIFE
This is fake real life!
ALL
We live on Crossroads P!
MONBREY
You're gonna love it.
ALL
We live on Crossroads P!
RUST
You’re approved for War!
ALL
Welcome to Crossroads P!
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