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  1. #31
    The Sin of Joy Daixtey's Avatar
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    It definately sucks to be me when you study for no end, that you can hear your book actually talking to you, but you never understand it.

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    Sucks to be me. You pride yourself on being hilarious, and yet you can't think of anything besides this to put in the Humour thread for WAR. T^T
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    Spoiler:
    I'm a trans female Asian who isn't good at Maths and has a Tumblr feminist blog.


    I win. xD

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    Just smile! Dash's Avatar
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    Sadly my life not only sucks, it blows too :(

    #SaveTheLeafblowers
    I totally didn't mean to kind of ripoff PV I thought of this the day it came out and I forgot to post it QQ

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    Finally got onto Masterchef Australia .... This guy is Captain of my team.
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    Sucks to be me!

    Admittedly only funny to Masterchef Australia fans!

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    I have ADHD and OCD, so I can try to make something perfect and organized all I want, but I won't be able to focus on it for very long c,:
    Is it ninja Skarmory or Ninjask armory?
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    growing strong Pokemon Trainer Sarah's Avatar
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    I don't get paid to run this forum. Harry won't even buy me a pony. #sucks2beme
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    Cheers and good times! Neo Emolga's Avatar
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    Can't stop... can't stop... JUST CAN'T STOOOPPPPPP!!!!

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, we're proud to bring to you a sneak peek of our upcoming musical based on the Broadway hit, Avenue Q!

    Presenting... Crossroads P! This outstanding comedic parody features the journey of one young woman as she joins a crazy Pokemon forum and learns what it means to be a Pokemon addict.


    Featuring popular songs including:

    • What Do You Do with a URPG Gym Badge?
    • If You Were Not a Goomy
    • Everyone's a Little Bit Gen I
    • The Internet is for Pokemon
    • My Boyfriend, Who Lives in Australia
    • That's a Fine, Fine Line Art
    • There is Life Outside Your Room
    • I Wish I Could Go to the Pokemon World



    And, of course, that crazy earworm, "It Sucks to be Me"! But don't just take my word for it, check below for the lyrics to this amazing number!

    Starring (in order of appearance):




    It Sucks to be Me
    (Best experienced by listening to the soundtrack while reading it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJJ...youtu.be&t=57s)

    Spoiler:

    ASH K. MONSTER
    Morning, Kenny!

    KENNY
    Hi Ash K. Monster.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    How's life?

    KENNY
    Disappointing!

    ASH. K MONSTER
    What's the matter?

    KENNY
    I’m a doctor.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Oh… I'm sorry?

    KENNY
    Me too! I mean, look at me! I spent ten years in college, and I
    always thought --

    ASH. K MONSTER
    What?

    KENNY
    No, it sounds stupid.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Aww, come on!

    (sung)

    KENNY
    When I was little I thought I would be...

    ASH. K MONSTER
    What?

    KENNY
    A magical girl with a comrade or three
    But now I’m thirty-two and as you can see --
    I’m not.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Nope!

    KENNY
    Oh well,
    it sucks to be me.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Nooooo.

    KENNY
    It sucks to be me.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    No!

    KENNY
    It sucks to be broke and employed
    with no time to RP.
    It sucks to be me.

    (spoken)

    ASH. K MONSTER
    You think your life sucks?

    KENNY
    I think so.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Your problems aren't so bad!

    (sung)

    I'm a good battler, and pretty damn smart.

    KENNY
    You are.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Thanks!
    All I want is to fight players for points.
    And as you know, I don't want duties.
    So why, did I create a team?
    HKim! It sucks to be me!

    KENNY
    Me too.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    It sucks to be me.

    KENNY
    It sucks to be me.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    It sucks to be Ash…

    KENNY
    And Kenny…

    ASH. K MONSTER
    To not have time!

    KENNY
    To not have money!

    BOTH
    It sucks to be me.

    (spoken)

    KENNY
    Hey, Harry, Monbrey, can you settle something for us?
    Do you have a second?

    HARRY
    Ah, certainly.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    Whose life sucks more? Kenny's or mine?

    (sung)

    MONBREY AND HARRY
    Ours!

    HARRY
    We work together.

    MONBREY
    As leaders in the URPG.

    HARRY
    We've been a good team...

    MONBREY
    Ever since I became a mod.

    HARRY
    So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset.
    Oh, every day is an aggravation.

    MONBREY
    Come on, that's an exaggeration!

    HARRY
    You cuss a lot in chat.
    You yell at all the members.

    MONBREY
    Oh yeah? You still haven’t made
    a decision since December!

    HARRY
    You encourage all of these stupid GIFs
    and memes!

    MONBREY
    So do you.
    That's why I'm mad too!

    HARRY
    It sucks to be me!

    MONBREY
    No, it sucks to be me!

    ASH. K MONSTER
    It sucks to be me!

    KENNY
    It sucks to be me!

    ALL
    Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
    It sucks to be me!

    (spoken)

    TRAINER SARAH
    Why are you all so happy?

    MONBREY
    Because our lives suck!

    TRAINER SARAH
    Your lives suck?
    Am I hearing you correctly? Ha!

    (sung)

    I’m senior admin. I run this forum.
    I ban all these ad bots,
    but they just spam and run.
    I just want everyone to get along!
    Stop yelling please!
    I'm so stressed!
    There’s too much to do!

    (smacking KENNY)

    And I have an
    absent administrator!
    who doesn’t do
    anything here!

    It sucks to be me!
    It sucks to be me!
    I’ll say it
    Ban-ban-ban-ban-
    Ban-ban-ban-ban-
    Ban-ban-ban-ban-
    Ban!
    It sucks to be me.

    (spoken)

    SOU CLEIFE
    Uh, excuse me?

    TRAINER SARAH
    Hey there!

    SOU CLEIFE
    Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a forum to join.

    KENNY
    Why are you looking all the way out here?

    SOU CLEIFE
    Well, I started at Serebii, but everything there is way
    too active. But this community looks a lot quieter!
    Oh, and look -- a "Join the War" sign!

    HARRY
    You need to talk to a War Leader. Let me get one.

    SOU CLEIFE
    Great, thanks!

    HARRY
    Hey Rust!

    RUST
    I'm coming! I'm coming!

    HARRY
    Presenting… Rust McBuckets!

    RUST
    Yes I am!

    (sung)

    I’m Rust McBuckets
    Pirate cyborg extraordinaire.
    I was a big hero
    when War points were rare!
    But they needed
    Someone for complaints and cares,
    So now I am --
    a War Leader!
    on Crossroads P --

    ALL
    It sucks to be you.

    ASH. K MONSTER
    You win!

    ALL
    It sucks to be you.

    KENNY
    I feel better now!

    RUST
    Try having people stopping you to ask
    "Hey Rust, where’s Team Aqua?"
    It gets old.

    ALL
    It sucks to be me.
    On Crossroads P.
    (sucks to be me)
    On Crossroads P.
    (sucks to be you)
    On Crossroads P.
    (sucks to be us)
    But not when
    we're together.

    We're together
    here on Crossroads P --
    We’re here on Crossroads P --
    This is the place to be!
    No real life, you see!
    We’re here on Crossroads P!

    SOU CLEIFE
    This is fake real life!

    ALL
    We live on Crossroads P!

    MONBREY
    You're gonna love it.

    ALL
    We live on Crossroads P!

    RUST
    You’re approved for War!

    ALL
    Welcome to Crossroads P!



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    Actually Prefers Popeyes Kentucky Fried Torchic's Avatar
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    ^ This is why I'm here.
    Dreams do come a size too big. It's so that we can grow into them.

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