Quote Originally Posted by arnisd View Post
let's visit (9) Bizney World Amusement Park again and visit Collegeland! Excitement! College party here I come!... or whatever is there, I don't know, haven't been there yet.
You're excited for the full college experience! You run off to Bizney World to check out Collegeland and see how much pizza and beer is available!

But of course!

Dio gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

It's YUMMY!

You sneak your way into Collegeland, where you can just enjoy crazy dorms, college party nonsense, and all that zany fun without attending classes! There's so many fun attractions like dirty laundry mazes, pizza box origami, and the classic college mascot battle royale! Plus Fun Fraternity Wars and a dungeon-explorer game where your GPA is your Hit Point value and hitting 0.0 just means you have to go back to start, because in Collegeland, there is no flunking out!

You also get a kick out the food fight arena which feels like dodgeball but with a lot more collateral messes. It costs $100 Snax to enter but you sneak in because you're a special Peep and can do that kind of thing. And you enjoy the heck out of hurling a tomato right smack-dab in a kiddie Mudkip's face and then throw a whole XXL FIZOR SODA at a pretentious Jigglypuff. The look on her face, dripping with sticky cola, will always hold a fond memory in your heart.

It's easy to forget what you came to do here in the first place, but you get back on the search and check out all the nooks and crannies that usually don't get checked out around here. Though the one weird thing you find happens to be in a refrigerator prop that actually opens and closes. It seems someone hid some strange, red glowing sphere in the freezer, which actually doesn't work. You grab it and it feels you with a strange feeling of... raspberries. It's not what you were expecting, but it's like you can taste them through your hands, and it seems like as you hold this essence sphere, you know EVERYTHING about raspberries. How they grow, their link to the idaeobatus family, their many different species, and all that jazz. It could have been a skill, it could have been about history, it could have been about the scope of the universe, and that kind of knowledge would practically make you a demigod. Nope. No, the thing you become the GRANDMASTER OF KNOWLEDGE in? Raspberries.

Of course you take it anyway!

Item [Essence of Raspberries] has been added to the Team Pie!

Though you have absolutely no idea how or why it's here in Collegeland. You were expecting something way more like [Essence of Pizza] or [Essence of Intoxication].

You check around one last time and get into another food fight at the arena, but you decide you've had your fun and need to head back. But maybe you'll be back again someday!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal