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I'mma search the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, floors 1 to 4
Because you've always wanted your very own bouncy castle as a kid but never got one... off to Batchyflaff!

But just when you excitedly run inside thinking there's a whole showroom floor of bounciness to enjoy and forget about life for a while, well, no, this is just a manufacturing floor! How disappointing! I mean you get to watch them piece and sew these things together, which I guess is kind of interesting, but you were expecting a whole array of them to fill your childhood desires. But then it occurs to you why they wouldn't need to have that at the manufacturing plant unless they were doing testing. But of course, to the testing area!

Well huh, they do have a testing area, but the one they're currently testing looks like a giant Mr Mime and well... damn it, you have standards and that's just unacceptable. You decide to pull a naughty one and over-inflate it while they aren't looking. And when it explodes and scatters Mr Mime pieces all over the place, you feel... better. Surely the world didn't need something like that and you erased painful memories before they even started.

You look around some more and huh, you find a pretty heart necklace that it looks like someone carelessly left behind! Right by one of the fire escape doors! Well, surely it would be silly to just leave it behind! You reach out and grab it and...

#Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 82 out of 100: FAILED!

Dio looks astronomically more adorable with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Shiny Sparkles of Joy!

Oh. That's why. Well, it's definitely something tied to the Squawkers, so you decide to take it with you and hopefully figure out what it's really supposed to do.

#[Cutesy Heart Necklace] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile! Woo!

You feel... mindlessly adorable. It almost hurts to feel so cheeky and boopable. You decide you just want to go home and maybe do something loud and badass for a while.

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal