Quote Originally Posted by EZ View Post
I predict a drone will drop a 6 foot cylinder bolt on my location any minute now that i have revealed the candy corn conspiracies
Wow, that's rough. I went with the option where they shoot you with a highly classified serum-based mutagen that transforms you into a bunny that has no former memory of its previous life. Makes me wonder why you didn't go with that over the cylinder.

Such is the price we pay for meddling with the affairs of candy corn...