The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

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It is all a plan by our robot overlords lying in wait. Soon, we will be forced to only buy Apple products at astronomically high prices, go globally bankrupt. With no money to buy any other substance, we are forced to assimilate to the Apple way of life. Soon, we will lose all forms of life, our languages will die; causing extreme shortened words and sentences to the point of near incomprehensible. Our Apple Overlords will further dumb us down, causing the economy to plummet, trash will begin to pile up on the streets for miles into the air.

We will become so dumb that we will replace our water with some form of energy drink, because that is what the plants crave. We will be forced back into the gladiatorial age, where we will make one another fight monster trucks in a little punch buggy. Our president of the world will be just, and equal parts insane. We will no longer think. Only do. Because that is what plants crave!

Long Live Dwayne Elizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Comacho.