Well... I don't even know where to start with you. There's like three empty water bottles and tons of bottle caps on the floor, one hidden in a corner, four more behind my computer and two more full ones in reach. On the side of my table, there's a messy stack of books, coins, computer accessories and various trinkets. The bed is messy, the closet almost always open. So, it's fairly messy. At least the giant cactus is still standing...