Existential Identity Crisis

[[Desolate Divine]]

Today I had a terrifying revelation.

It all started this morning... I woke up and went to have a shower. I got out, and chucked on my skinny jeans and an independent tshirt (custom made for our church). I went to the living room and chucked on a flanney, before sitting down and stroking my beard. Then I had this realisation.

I am turning into a hipster...

This isn't sudden. It has happen over the last six months. And it was all for different reasons. I grew the beard to look older. I wore flannies when the weather started to cool down and t was that awkward 'too cold for at short, too warm for a jumper' temperature. I started wearing skinny jeans because meh, why not. Individually these aren't bad. But together, it is turning me into a hipster.



I mean look at me! Before I know it, I'll be selling my car and buying a Fixie bike, drinking deconstructed coffee and collecting vinyl! I'll get my glasses changed over to big thick rimmed ones, and be wiping half my playlist for being too mainstream!

As it stands, I love my car, hate cyclists and coffee, and am CD master race. But before I know it, the hipster will take over!

Guys, I need a hipstervention! What can I do to stop the hipster-ness from spreading before it's too late! I'm terrified! Help me!