Existential Identity Crisis

[[Desolate Divine]]

Today I had a terrifying revelation.

It all started this morning... I woke up and went to have a shower. I got out, and chucked on my skinny jeans and an independent tshirt (custom made for our church). I went to the living room and chucked on a flanney, before sitting down and stroking my beard. Then I had this realisation.

I am turning into a hipster...

This isn't sudden. It has happen over the last six months. And it was all for different reasons. I grew the beard to look older. I wore flannies when the weather started to cool down and t was that awkward 'too cold for at short, too warm for a jumper' temperature. I started wearing skinny jeans because meh, why not. Individually these aren't bad. But together, it is turning me into a hipster.



I mean look at me! Before I know it, I'll be selling my car and buying a Fixie bike, drinking deconstructed coffee and collecting vinyl! I'll get my glasses changed over to big thick rimmed ones, and be wiping half my playlist for being too mainstream!

As it stands, I love my car, hate cyclists and coffee, and am CD master race. But before I know it, the hipster will take over!

Guys, I need a hipstervention! What can I do to stop the hipster-ness from spreading before it's too late! I'm terrified! Help me!

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Hahaha. Wow you really do. Even your haircut is hip. I'm not sure you can still be saved... xD

[[Desolate Divine]]

Hahaha. Wow you really do. Even your haircut is hip. I'm not sure you can still be saved... xD

Sarah don't say that! My haircut is from sheer laziness! If I could be bothered spending money on a haircut I would.

I did an online quiz and it said I was a hipster. This is scary stuff.

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Sarah don't say that! My haircut is from sheer laziness! If I could be bothered spending money on a haircut I would.

I did an online quiz and it said I was a hipster. This is scary stuff.

That sounds suspiciously like something a hipster would say. xD You prob like cars too much to be a hipster though.

[[Desolate Divine]]

That sounds suspiciously like something a hipster would say. xD You prob like cars too much to be a hipster though.

I never knew the Maxima would be my salvation from a life of deconstructed coffee and vinyl hoarding from the op shop...