Daily Pokemon Stories

[Neo Emolga]

This thing, this thing, it's erasure I wish
What were you thinking, Game Freak, when you made up this fish?
Oh the colors, the lips, oh the sanity-singe!
This thing is no fun and just makes me go cringe!

We have Starmie and Slowking as great psychic/water types
So what madman developer thought of this tripe?
Now in my poor brain this thing leaves a scar
It looks like the bastard child of Flounder and Jar Jar!

What better way to complete a grim Monday
Than to make this foul mess Pokémon of the Day?
"This thing's a Pokémon," oh what terrible, horrible news
Come with me friend and lets drown our sorrows with booze