Hello !

[Cleobel]

Thank you, Soups and Wookie Mistake, for your friendly messages ! :)

Wookie Mistake : Here are some English jokes / word plays I know :

-An extraterrestrial arrives on our planet. You ask to him : "Where do you come from ?". He answers : "From Uranus" (from your anus).
-You know what seems odd to me ? Numbers that aren't divisible by two !
-A math teacher asks to a student : "What is the square root of 4b² ?". The student answers : "That's the question !". The teacher doesn't understand and the student says : "2b or not 2b..." (to be or not to be).
-I can't remember which planet is the closest to the sun. Is it Venus or (Venusaur) Mercury ?
-Your car goes fast, but my car goes (Magcargo's) even faster.
-This food is made with margarine, so it's Butterfree.
-This woman was thinking about being a nun, so she decided to join the Cloyster.