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Interview 41 Sharly the Whimsicott
Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE
+1 Shared evolution stage
+1 Shared Pokémon type (Fairy)

You find Sharley the Whimsicott at her estate, which is a rare opportunity considering she's often on tour in other cities and countries as the lead singer for Love Crush.

You start by introducing yourself to the famous singer celebrity, and she smirks and smiles.

"Guzma, huh?" she asks with a cynically smug smile. "Please, please, pleaasssee tell me you're not here for an autograph. Or for a picture, because I will turn your selfie stick into a pretzel. Nothing against you, I hate pictures and I hate selfie sticks."

You explain your real intention here is to get her perspective on the Stalkers. When you mention it, her smile takes on a bit of a grimace, but not to the point of actually looking afraid about it.

"Oh yeah, aren't they a batch of joy," Sharley sighs, shrugging with a smile at the absurdity of it. "How many Pokémon have they killed already? I don't even know. Thirty? Fifty? I lost count. Heck, anyone could murder anyone and the fuzz will think it's Stalker related. Ain't that fun?"

"Meanwhile, the whole darn city is on alert," Sharley rolls her eyes. "I'm a huge Phalanx fan and I come back from being on tour to find the whole stadium's been closed until further notice. Well ain't that just great. So here I am driving up to the parking lot entrance to get tickets for the next game and boom, not a soul is there. I tried the first ticket booth and empty. I then look to the second and holy crap, there's a freaking black blob I don't know what the hell that was on the door but it scared the crap out of me and sounded like it screamed something in my brain. I swear, if you're closed, just put up a damn sign. There's no need to scare the skin off of Pokémon like that. I just got back in my hovercar and drove off."

"Well, I wish I could tell you more, Guzma, but I've been out of town and I only just got back," Sharley tells you. "If you could do me a favor, please don't tell anyone I'm back in town. Word gets out and I'm going to end up having to fend off the tabloid photographers with my morning newspaper while I'm in my nightgown."

You nod, and Sharley smiles and shrugs.

"Now then," Sharley tells you, "I've got to put that TV in the living room to good use and catch up on some movies before people think I've been living under a rock for too long."

She then heads back to her house.

Guzma the Wigglytuff (M: Normal/Fairy)
Health: 5/5
Sanity: 4/4
Perk: Science | Learned Abilities: Restrain
Failed Assassinations: 0/2