My mind has exploded from the laser beam of awesomeness that shot out of my computer that was this introduction. As a result, my couch is now thoroughly bloodstained-thankfully, on the end that I use at midnight to combat the forces of evil seals from Dimension 48, because bloodstained couch is supereffective on them. Even more so than regular couch. Or gatorade backstabs.

Welcome back! Seriously, welcome back, I have nearly no interaction with you but it is like you're my BFF or something, which makes no sense whatsoever.