Tasmanian devils may be bad but nothing beats Canadian geese. Freaking buttheads.
Geese can be dumb scary. I was helping my cousin move and there was a flock of geese just staring at me contemplating my doom. I told my cousin I don't care what I'm carrying if one of them even takes one step toward me i'm dropping it and running for my life
I'm not 100, but I think one tried to attack my car once, I was already late for work when a bunch of em were crossing a single lane road, as soon as the last one got to the shoulder i started to accelerate through and the darned thing jumped up and hit the passenger side frame and rolled halfway up the windshield, it's back was to my car and that's the only explanation i could come up with, maybe it freaked out so bad that it jumped backwards into my car?? But it was already a few feet off the road by then so dunno, but i'll tell ya it woke me up right quick at 7 in the morning lol
We have hundreds of ducks at my uni and in Spring they attack everyone walking from the carpark. xD It's pretty funny. I've also had a duck attack my bike before when I was riding past a pond. Those ducks are crazily brave. I don't think I'd like to be chased by a goose though...
I've heard of ducks attacking people but I've never seen it happen nor have I had it happen to me either. But... I've heard about what happens if a duck attacks a human while they're walking a dog. Though it depends on the dog... that could be the last mistake that duck makes. :x
Ducks I've never heard of attacking people, but geese? You don't mess with those guys.
There's a large duck family that lives in my neighbor's backyard. Every morning they waddle across the street. It was adorable when they were young ducklings but now it's a line of adult ducks.
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