Stalkers RPG General Chat Thread (The Secret Clubhouse) [SEASON 3]

[ARandomTool]

Probably Madder ( @Noblejanobii ) - he'd just love being the bearer of bad news.

EDIT: Annnd there's the idiocy right there. Need to fill myself into this world properly rather than take the role of near-invincible Mary Sue from another dimention. Haven't I learned anything in my travels about fitting in?

[Neo Emolga]

I should be suspicious of that smiley face, because that's probably Aglome_Eon speaking, but it has to be done. Bring out your worst, you demonically possessed flying squirrel!

DEMONICALLY POSSESSED? Nah, nah, I'm not like that at all!

Cunning, mischievous, and roguish... now that is very much so. Also, be careful about what you wish for! You haven't seen me unleash my full, mischief maximum overdrive! Ohhh, all this is just the diet, sugar-free, zero-calorie, no carb version of what I can REALLY do!

Beware, young Lucario, lest you learn the hard truth about what this flying squirrel can really do!

[ARandomTool]

...I'm actually interested now. If @The Boiling Horror@ was the low-flavor healthy stuff, I want the source material!

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

...I'm actually interested now. If @The Boiling Horror@ was the low-flavor healthy stuff, I want the source material!

You avoided all the traps! Nice one!! :)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Rusty: Bankrupting undead squirrels of their jollies since 2017.

OK, in serious talk; Ferghus isn't our beige-furred stalker. He probably owns the Gray Skin, in fact. If Enis turns out to also lack Beige Fur, then we can just execute the Sin Purge Ritual targeting only Overkill and Exorcise Nhils and Enis in a timely fashion. Or, better still, use our knowledge of which bits are Stalker bits and blow them out of the water. If not, then we have problems...

[ARandomTool]

Yeah, I get the feeling that Aglome Oen is going to get back at me for all this in Season 4. But right now, I've got a head rush of invincibility going. That's two Stalkers I've unmasked, completely scott-free! I would purge one, but I don't have the religious know-how to do such a thing. Though I will do this risky business...
@AgLoME OEn, I call for your best and you give me this weak-sauce trap room. Next Season, I need to see you make me bleed, pal. Haunt me all you can, 'cos I'm already used to it.

[Noblejanobii]

Probably Madder ( @Noblejanobii ) - he'd just love being the bearer of bad news.

Madder says, “Now that’s just rude. Discussing the death of a loved one is not something I take pleasure it and I’m honestly sickened you think so lowly of me. I might be mad but I have a heart even so. I’ll deliver the note, but only because it will provide the sanity buff I need to be full restored and then some.”

[AgloMe Oen]

Yeah, I get the feeling that Aglome Oen is going to get back at me for all this in Season 4. But right now, I've got a head rush of invincibility going. That's two Stalkers I've unmasked, completely scott-free! I would purge one, but I don't have the religious know-how to do such a thing. Though I will do this risky business...
@AgLoME OEn, I call for your best and you give me this weak-sauce trap room. Next Season, I need to see you make me bleed, pal. Haunt me all you can, 'cos I'm already used to it.

*Giggles uncontrollably.*

Cool story, bro! Your bigger head will make sure it's easier for me to get you in between the eyes! :D

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, I get the feeling that Aglome Oen is going to get back at me for all this in Season 4. But right now, I've got a head rush of invincibility going. That's two Stalkers I've unmasked, completely scott-free! I would purge one, but I don't have the religious know-how to do such a thing. Though I will do this risky business...
@AgLoME OEn, I call for your best and you give me this weak-sauce trap room. Next Season, I need to see you make me bleed, pal. Haunt me all you can, 'cos I'm already used to it.

Oh dude, you'd better be WAY more careful talking like that! The more you go up and up on your high horse, the longer and harder the fall will be!

You know, for that, I think I'll be even more merciless in the next season! And it'll be in ways you'll never suspect!

[Arrow-Jolteon]

Yeah, better not let your ego get the best of you, Rusty. That could come and bite you hard one day.

By the way, I'm pretty sure by now that the pink fur I found at Redbarrel Foods is Vadi's? I mean, she was there and we all know what happened to Hope.