Originally Posted by
Scytherwolf
I'll search (34) Southwarren Fitness Center
You head over to Southwarren's fitness center, which has been abandoned evẽ̷͉̣̼͈̭̼͖̖̭̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞r since the Stalkers came. Well, that sure doesn't do those pork-butted Pokémon any favors! It's okay, they gave up on their New Year's Resolutions back in January anyway. As for everyone else, well, Mẽ̷͉̣̼͈̭̼͖̖̭̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞ckter kind of got a little dead, but you're free to still use the treadmill if you'd like! It's as much fun as walking in place for hours could possibly be!
You prowl around the outside trying to see what you can find in this joint. Well, there's trash, nasty stuff, probably a booger somewhere in there, and in one spot, it kind of s҉͖͖m̻͍̗e͕̲̫̥̯̪͖l̰̳̹̣͉l͙̰̻͉s like someone decided to find out what it's like when you pee, vomit, and make a turd all in the same spot! What a luscious, gooey mess! You weren't thinking of eating that, were you?
You then find someone's greẽ̷͉̣̼͈̭̼͖̖̭̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞n thorn caught in a tangle of rusty old fencing. Probably from some idiot grass or bug Pokémon that wasn't looking at what they were stepping on. That'll learn 'em! And it kinda̞̪̟̩̻͚͕ looks fresh! You decide "hey, let's have Tashy the Furret test this one too, once she's gotten through all the mountains of other junk we've given her to do!" And you thought your boss sucked!
Pokémon Sample [Green Thorn] has been added to the Team Inventory. Might as well, right!?
You keep searching outside, but you don't find a̞̪̟̩̻͚͕nything cool or valuable. Unless, of course, you consider a broken bottle, a crumbled ca̞̪̟̩̻͚͕rdboard box, and a broken wooden pallet really valuable! Golly, you'd think Pokémon would clean up after themselves, but instead they're just as bad as people!
You decide to hẽ̷͉̣̼͈̭̼͖̖̭̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞ad inside because you're bored of looking around out here. And that smell from the other side is just... mind-consuming. So just as you push open the door, you take your first step in and...
#Hatred Hallucinogen Gas Pressure Plate# Trap 20% Evasion Test: 69 out of 100: Failed!
I love it when this happens! ^v^ <3
*Click.*
Suddenly you're sprayed with a ļ͖o̢͎̮̪̮v͔̬̜̖̗e̩̝̘̩̝ͅly̲̼͖ͅ blast of gray gas and instead of holding your breath, you gasp. Yep, suck that stuff right in, it should be good for you! Ohhh, ahhh, tastes so good!
Suddenly everything goes crazy in your mind and...
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SubmIt your Da̖̣͙̖̕Y 6̎ͯ̎͆̉̒ͮ̄̅ͮ͂̔̄̓ͪ̌ͬ̏҉̦̫̖̜̖̗̯̯̺͇̱̯̜͉͖̟X̑̂ͮͫͥͭ̏̅͗͂̈ͦ̚ ̴̵̷̼̠̻̪̈̇̋ͦ͟͝5̨̛̪͈̻͎̹̼̻͔̼̩̮̣̯̼̐̈ͣ̎́: DeAd CyCLe ActiONs now!
TimE RemAIning:
Whh̴̢̪͓̦̖̟ͮͮ͒ͣ̿͋ͫ̓̓ͩ̓͒̊͂̍̇͊̓́͝hheeeẽ̷͉̣̼͈̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞ ̭̼͖̖̭ee̵ͦ̍͂̓͋͒ͧͭ̽͡҉̸͕͇̤̗̖̙͇̜͕̝̯̹̝̥̕ͅͅe, Car̯̯͙̐̎̆͗ly has suffer̯̯͙̐̎̆͗ed 2 Damage to San̡̗͇̼̉̎ͬ̈̇ity!
You're feeling r̯̯͙̐̎̆͗eally extra messed up right now and there's even times when it feels great! But at other times, you're a little lonely also. Cr̯̯͙̐̎̆͗owded, but lonely in this sock drawer were someone didn't close the lid and they're playing that stupid elevator music again. And then there's times when you feel like you're floating in a bowl of really awful-tasting clam chowder and you wish things would stop moving so fast and that purple Snorlax would stop sitting and farting all over your face!
You sit up, feẽ̷͉̣̼͈̭̼͖̖̭̽̎̈ͪ̊̀̚͞ling like crap, but you try to search for something more here. Why, who would put that there just for fu̫̦͉̺̭n̵͕̪s͈̪͖̗i̡̘͇͖̞̘̙̠e̵ṣ̟̫̖̣̹̠!̲̳̜͚͓?͔̟̫̺͘
Turns out... it was just for funsies. You had fun, right? Well, you don't finḋ̡͚̒͂̔ͤͯ͐ anything here besides exercise equipment that's just collecting dust. Hey, exercise equipment is really goo̺̩͖͕͔͋ͥ̒͐͂͊̚d for that, didn't you know!?
You heaḋ̡͚̒͂̔ͤͯ͐ out the door still feeling really weird. Come on, reach up and grab the stars! You wonder what they taste like! It's a long way home because you decided you're a cool kid and coo̺̩͖͕͔͋ͥ̒͐͂͊̚l kids use their natural GPS rather than follow the yellow brick road to grandma's house where you can eat your weight in caramel sugar cookies and Butterfingers. What a thing to miss out on!
Run along now!
Carly the Heracross (M: Bug/Fighting)
Health: 5/5
Sanity: 1/4
Perk: Diplomacy | Learned Abilities: Rescue/Escape
Failed Assassinations: 0/2
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