Quote Originally Posted by LKWayvern View Post
I'd like to interview Yandil the Smeargle, without confronting him about the words we found.

Greetings, puny mortal. Has anything 'significant' occurred in your brief, insignificant life thus far?
Interview Rapport: POSITIVE, MODEST
+1 Shared Evolution Stage
+Modesty (Ghost to Normal)
LOL @ "Modesty"

One of the first things that strikes you as obvious when it comes to Yandil is that he constantly seems to be rushing and working and is about as Type A as a living creature could possibly get. Even the fact you decide to take a few minutes of his time for a conversation seems to get his stress racing in that it's taking time away from something else he needs to get done, although you have a feeling a lot of this is self-inflicted busywork that may not even be necessary.

"Significant?" he asks, looking like that sounds ludicrous to him. "I could tell you, but it would take me days to put it all in wording. Days. No time."

You make it clear you're looking more for information regarding the Stalkers.

"Right," he nods sarcastically. "I don't even have the time to worry about them, either. You know what? If you run into one of them, do me a favor and tell them I really don't have the time to be dead, so if they could go off someone else instead, that'd be really great."

"Look, I just can't chat right now," Yandil tells you, breaking the conversation as quickly as possible. "Not ever, really. I've got ten technical reports to write tonight and it looks like it's going to be an all-nighter. And I really need to get started NOW."

He then runs off, even without saying goodbye.

Laura the Giratina (L: Ghost/Dragon)
Health: 6/6
Sanity: 3/4
Perk: Diplomacy | Learned Abilities: Restrain
Failed Assassinations: 0/2