Quote Originally Posted by Bulbasaur View Post
I'll do what this guy says.
Oh EmeraldSkyyy̰̞͎̪͍̙y̬! If you're reȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ding this, there's plenty of flashy fun stuff in this one!

And oh, lucky you, Eric! That's like you walking into a minefield just to fetch his bȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚sketball that rolled into there! Don't forget to dribble it on the way back! Well, if you even get to it in the first place!

You grab the Suicide Mirror and the Sigil of the Last Pȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚yment because you're a lemming for hire and you're willing to work fo̩͙͑̍̓̎̾̐r free just to prove you're really good at the whole lemming thing! You take these l̨̫̝͚̝̩̭o͚͈̣̺ͅͅv̟̭̕e̝̤̗l̵̹̫̬̼̳̞y͡ items of suicidal madness and head over to the Morning Chime Motel, wondering if you should start contemplating your life decisions and run off to join the circus instead.

Nah, you head to the far corner of the motel on the first floor and you can just easily tell Vols is just an o̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ld dingbat who doesn't even check out his own motel every once in a while to ensure no one is turning it into a meth lab or something like that. You heȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚d inside and you find the room being used for some really deranged but kind of interesting ritual with a gray altar and all kinds of weird, gobbledygook symbols on it.

And it makes you feel like a d͓̱̠͝e̞̬͡pr͡ḛ̯̥s̢͕̣̤̦̦ͅs̸̼͔̲͓̱e͕͕͉̩̱͞d̗͙̘̪̲͚ ̵̭̰̦̯̹̜s͖͙̜̫͈͝à̯c̠̭k͔͖̻͔̯ͅ ̖͇o̲̮̙̟͝f̡̯̙ ̨͎͎̰̳̰c͉̕r̪̦̹̭͍ap̪̪!̦̟̱

@-Ho̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐pelessness Aura@ (1 Sanity Dȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚mage)

Eric has suffered 1 Damage to Sȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚nity! Woo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐!

Ooh, that mȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚kes you feel a little t̨̝̰̞̼͕i҉̜̬͔̦̮͇̳ņ̻̱̲̤̠̲͕g̱͉l̘̺̲͇̮y̟̖. The inscription is really nice too! Hey, check it out!

I can't bear to look at myself like this. But yet I want to, just to see all the ways I can die and finally make that last payment. So many ways to die. All I need is one.

In case you were feeling happy! No wo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐rries, things will feel better when you leave! I̬̝̘̬ͅf͏͙ ͙̖̻̪̞̹̀y̡̞̩o̙̖͇͢u̢͇̹͍̻̯ ͚̲̙l̶̤̘̝̘̦̭e̞̬̜a̢v̲̱̖̼̦͇̪͞e͈̖.

You plȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ce in the Suicide Mirror and the Sigil of the Last Payment into the altar, because wow, you just want some more of this action! Also, you should blame Rusty you got a much hȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚rder and more p̞͖̤͎̰̞̥ą̦̲i̵̜n҉̖fu̟̥̥l̞̲͙ thing to do than he did. He owes you all the dessert he's ever supposed to get in life from here on in. You can tell him I said so!

Items [Suicide Mirro̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐r] and [Sigil of the Last Pȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚yment] have been removed from the Team Inventory. But feel free to bribe me if you wȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚nt them back again! I like that!

The room to the back opens and well, why not? Head on down and find out what kind of m̢͔͓̲̫̖a̞̭̖͖̬͡g̸̲͈i̶̦͍̜͕̫ͅc̙̰̫ you're missing o̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ut on, Eric! You mȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ke your way down the long, cold, and melancholy hallway and go down the stairs where things get really t̜͓͎̲̱w̤̪͓̥̟̜i͏͎̝̼̟͖̟s͔͖͈t̞̬e̮͓ͅḑ̲̪͖̻̳. There's scribbles all over the walls and then you get to the door, which has some crȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚zy scrawl writings. You open the doo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐r and it's just pitch black inside. Well, you're not good at wandering around in the dark, so you flick on the light switch!

Mirrors. Mirrors everywhere! You see yourself in ȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ll of them, and it looks pretty no̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐rmal. It's you, Eric the Bulbasaur, multiplied by like a hundred times like a carnival funhouse! Around your feet are many sharp objects like rȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚zors, scissors, broken glass bits, knives, and other s̺̳̭͓͓̫ͅţ̟̖̫̖̼̹ͅa̬͕̪̥͍ḅ̛̝̙̯b̟̦̘͖̻͟y͎ things! And there's some hammers and ratchets and other fun blunt o̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐bjects. You wonder why all this junk is all over the floor and then...

Oh boy...!

You see yourself... killing yourself! In every mirro̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐r. One has you chopping yourself with the knife, the other has yourself bashing your head in with the hammer, another has you taking that razor to slit your wrists, and all kinds of fun, enjoyable, suicide f͕͔̮̞a̦̻͔̪̻͠n̗̟͈̰̺̘t̛à̤͉̹̗ͅş̪̼͍̣̠̘í͍̤͍es̲͔͖!̬̜͔ ̩

Yo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐u realize this room wasn't for you! It was for Enis, and guess, guess who ENIS REALLY IS! Well, she realizes you're there and she just laughs, laughs, laughs, and L̶̸͖̠̺̭͚̼Ą̻̖̲̙̕U̵̡̦̝̻̩̞̥̫G̶̳̠̗̣͇̘H̵̱̗͘ͅŚ͙̞̝͉͎͞!̮ ̯͖̫͈ͅ!̖͙̤̖̣͙



@-Suicide Chȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚mber@ (2 Sanity Dȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚mage)

Eric hȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚s suffered 2 Damage to Sanity! I to̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ld you it gets b͇̹e͎t̜̤̙̲̼͚te̴͈̫̞͚̞̻r͔͇̗̳̦!̵͎͔̩

You get E̲͖̘̭X͓̱C͉͔̤͠I̗T͓͇͙͇̯̰E̮͈͖͈̗̦̠D̹̬̝͈̭ͅ!͏̯͍̤̞̮̱ Why, unlike Shin the Chimecho, you don't just get to fantȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚size about killing yo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐urself! You actually G͇̫̪͇͠E̯̻͚̰͜Ţ̮͙̳̩͇ ̮̞̗̱̗͠T͉͙͠O ͚TR̭͇̯̪͇͟Y̸̮̗̠͉̼̼ ͔̞̹͔͞I̢̲̞̼̻͙ͅȚ̡̭ͅ ̮͕͉̠O̫͇͓̮͘ͅU̺͟T!͔̳̲̜͕͉ ̢G͢O͘ ̧̳̻̭͇͈͓͇O̮̬N̛̟̣̯͙̬!̳͙̜ ̵̼͙̞̯G̞͟I͏̜̦̪͍͔V̮̞̩Ẹ̡̩̞ ̞̭̝͔͓̻A̦͚̻ S͏̫P͈̝I̩̹̖͢N̻͙!̲

You go for the sampler! Now that's a great choice! Little bits of everything! A little bit of cutting the wrists, them some broken glȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ss ringing around your neck, and stabbing yo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐urself like you're r̡̖e͍̥͠a̡̰l̛͖̤l̪̝̪̻̟y̵͓̪̟ bad at the knife game! And wow, you never thought you'd hit this level of pain and suffering before but WHOA! You feel C̭͕͍̫̙r̹̻̝̮͙͕͍͝A͔͈̬͚z͘Y about it and you keep the cutting, the head-bashing, and you feel like you want to break your skull open just to see if you cȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚n look at your own brain before you cro̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ak! I really wonder if that's possible! Let me know!

@-Suicide Chȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚mber@ (3 Heȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚lth Damage)

Eric has suffered 3 Damage to̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ Health! Keep it up, chȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚mp, you're doing great!!

Oh my go̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐odness, you're hurting and bleeding all over the place but you're so close! Oh, and you realize the truth behind Enis! For the longest time, Shin has wȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚nted to die or just feel happy, and E͎̫̠̤̖̥̞N͓̮̝͓̖I͞S̴̻̪ ̞̖͈̱̹̮T̗̯̹ͅOL҉̰̼͍ͅD̛̪͇̖͉ ̗̫H̙̖͍̭͇̼ͅḘ͕̘̰̮͡ͅR͎̣ ͖̤̣̥̼̟͞Ș̩̠HE̸̙̲͉̘͕͚ ͓̞C̦̫͉͈̖̙͜O̟UL̼͖͍̗̗̜Ḑ̺̻͚̭̺ ̙͍͜H͏͓̱̙̬ͅA̱̜̮̯̲̤͚͠V̗͖͈E̷̥̯̹͕͎̙ B͖O͔͡Ṭ̕H͎̣!̫͇̀ Boy, does she envy you, now! I mean, you're living the dream right now and ENIS made it so Shin could only just watch herself die over and over again and not actually enjoy the thrill of it! You make it look like such ȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ blast! Wow, Enthrallers are cruel like that, aren't they?

The Stalker "Enis" has been identified ȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚s Shin the Chimecho!
The Team Records have been updȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ted! I take credit or debit!

Oh, oh my god, you feel like a bleeding train wreck and you feel like a rȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚bid Zigzagoon that got repeatedly slammed in the face with a barbed wire frying pan and then got run over by a bullet train! You str͝u͔̭̮g̼g̹̻̤͍͡l̹̩̦e̘͚͓͇̦ to come to your senses and you just try to run out of there before you actually do kill yourself in there. Aww, we'll miss you! Enis will miss you! She hopes you had a good time!


It's too̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ bad you didn't get to the end where you ȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕̪ͧ͋̊̐̇̚ctually die! Don't forget to take the customer satisfaction survey! You'll be entered to win a $100 gift card if you do!

You bȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕ͧ͋̊̐̇̚rely make it back up the steps and look at you! You've gotten all bloody, sticky, and leaky-like! You're lucky you're not the one that has to clean that mess up! Well, yo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐u just barely manage to get back to base to let the others know the good news and the fun time you had!

I mean heck, any of them cȃ͚̤̣͔̲͕ͧ͋̊̐̇̚n go down there to enjoy it too if they want! It's the trap that keeps on giving! And I'm more than happy to capture all those precious Kodak mo̩͙̣͑̍̓̎̾̐ments!

Eric the Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Health: 1/4
Sanity: 1/4
Perk: Repair | Learned Abilities: Escort/Protect
Failed Assassinations: 0/2