The Last Poster Wins! [v22]

[Neo Emolga]

...Is this one of those mod challenge thingies? Go make three new threads. Go resurrect five dead threads. Suggest two new stickies for three different sub-forums. Stir up some stuff so we can use it for February's event.

Or is Sarah threatening to fire people unless they generate enough activity?

Chakra could tell you, but then he'd have to turn you into a Pikachu. And I'd be obligated to let him. We might also record it. And blog it. And leak it to the press. And take selfies with you like that.

Relax. You can trust me. I'll be your best friend and things won't seem so hairy then. Just take a deep breath and it'll be okay.