The Last Poster Wins! [v22]

[Fate]

Remember that time when we came across each other at Target and I was like, "Hey, it's Neo." And you were like, "Oh, it's Fate..." And I was like, "Hey, Shu needs a mic." And you were like, "Okay, I'll buy him one." And then you walked over to the self-checkout and you tried to scan a banana but it wouldn't let you buy just one. So you were like, "Hey, Target lady, I wanna buy a banana." And she was like, "Sorry, dude, but you have to buy a whole bunch." And you were like, "No, I only need one." And she was like, "Let me get the manager." So you stood there re-arranging the packs of Trident gum on the shelves while waiting for the manager to come and he finally did. And he was like, "How can I help you?" And you were like, "I just wanna buy one banana." And he was like, "If you just wanna buy one banana, go to Starbucks." And you were like, "Okay." And you threw the banana on the ground and walked to the Starbucks next door.

Remember that?