Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
But then they wouldn't be a secret anymore! I need to reserve them for the perfect opportunity. Plus you've been the victim of them on a number of occasions. Let other people have a try!
Secrets are meant to be shared with history at some point! Otherwise who will takeover that role? :0

The perfect opportunity is when someone is willing to be a sacrifice to showcase the powers of said silly flying squirrel's magical powers of awesomeness xD. Being the victim of it is fun sometimes xD. I doubt other people willingly want something like it haha. That or it's rare :p