What would you do if...?

[Cleobel]

Special thanks to @Suicune's Fire for allowing me to create this thread.

Hello everybody! A few weeks ago, in the English class, I did a revision of the conditional tenses. One of the exercises was a "What would you do if...?" exercise. I found it interesting, so I'm going to post the questions and my answers here. Please feel free to answer the questions as well if you want to do it.

The questions :

Spoiler:

1) Imagine you were the employee of a company and you saw another employee stealing money. What would you do?
2) Let's say you could put a computer chip in your brain to give you a special talent. What talent would you want?
3) If you were the teacher and you saw a student cheating, what would you do?
4) Imagine you became a ghost. Who would you haunt and why?
5) Imagine you had a time machine. Where would you go?
6) Imagine you were king or queen of a very rich country. What law would you make?
7) What if you were stranded on a deserted island? What would you need the most?
8) Imagine you were invisible for a day. Where would you go?

My answers :

Spoiler:

1) I would immediately tell the CEO about it.
2) I'm undecided between teleportation and the ability to breathe underwater.
3) I would give him/her a zero for the test and send him/her to the principal.
4) I would haunt my younger sister because she makes me angry and I argue a lot with her.
5) I would go to the future to see the innovations.
6) I would do my best to stop the meat industry. First, I would stop subsidising the meat industry and I would give the money to animal protection instead. Then, depending on what I would be allowed to do as a queen, I would do my best to make meat illegal in the country.
7) Assuming there are food and water on the island, I would need a friend by my side. Otherwise, I would feel alone.
8) I would go to the teachers' room and spy them.

[Neo Emolga]

Cheers and good times! :D

Spoiler:

1) Nonchalantly walk on over and ask them how much they took. Then tell them that unless they'd like their paycheck to be 0, it would be a good idea to put that all back.
2) Reality manipulation! SOOOO many fun things you can do with that!
3) Mark it as if they weren't cheating on their test, but mark it as a temporary 0 in the actual gradebook. Then, I'd ask them after class if they were satisfied with their score or if they'd like to retake it because I caught them cheating. If they decide to keep their false score, they deserve the actual zero. If they feel the guilt and want to retake, I give them a new test.
4) EVERYONE IN CONGRESS! And you know why! And maybe I'd haunt Kim jong un and make him think he has schizophrenia, if he doesn't have it already.
5) I would assemble my pirate and ninja army mounted on dinosaurs to take down the Roman Empire, the Nazi regime, North Korea, and ISIS! Conquest!
6) All Fridays off for partying. I would then invent 50 new holidays just for funsies including S'Mores Day, Pool Party Day, and make Halloween three weeks long. Wars would be fought with water guns and water balloons. Wearing your favorite costume in public would be encouraged and socially acceptable.
7) A really great boat! Let's go with a yacht, that sounds nice. Then I could just cruise on back home, millionaire style!
8) The secret chambers of the Vatican! I'm curious to know what goes on in those special, secret places. And maybe I'd check out Area 51 to check for aliens and stuff.

[Noblejanobii]

4) EVERYONE IN CONGRESS! And you know why!

D': Why do you want to haunt me? I've done nothing wrong.

[Shruikan]

My answers:

Spoiler:

1) Inform the higher-ups as soon as possible.
2) The ability to instantly figure out the odds and likely scenarios of anything, like a chess game for example. So I would look at it and know what the best move is straight away. Kinda like the superpower Amadeus Cho has in the Marvel comics.
3) Give them a zero, send them to the principal, and keep a closer eye on them in the future.
4) Someone who has a netflix subscription and likes the same shows as me, so I can keep up with Voltron in the afterlife :P
5) I'd probably wouldn't use it at all. Time Travel almost always ends badly. Unless it's from an apocalytic future, in which case it can't get much worse. But until then I'd hide it in the garage.
6) I would make it so that killing animals has the same penalty as killing humans, and eating meat carry the same as canibalism.
7) Assuming I have food and drink already, a PC & Internet connection. That way I can call for help if I need it, but otherwise it's not that different from where I live anyway :P
8) Nowhere; I'd stay at home and read all day, and no-one could stop me!

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

1) Tell the boss.
2) Flying! But I'm not sure a computer chip could manage that. xD
3) They'd get a warning the first time and after that they'd get in trouble. I've had to do this before. xD
4) I like Neo's idea. XD I would go around annoying all the bad people >:D
5) 10 years ago so I could get super rich by predicting things and investing in bitcoin haha
6) 4 day work week!
7) If the island has trees, maybe one of those things you can stick in trees to get water.
8) I don't even know. I don't feel like spying on anyone. Maybe I'd go to a themepark or something so I can ride everything for free. XD

[Cleobel]

Thank you for your answers, Neo, Shruikan and Sarah! I like them, especially Neo's answer to question 6, Shruikan's answer to question 6 and Sarah's answer to question 8.

[Morzone]

1) Report them!
2) I'd want to record my dreams so I could watch them back afterward.
3) Do as I did when I was a TA, sneak up behind them really quietly, put my head next t o their ear and whisper "Your not slick." Then probably make them start over in the corner of the room or something.
4) Totally one of my brothers. No one else would get all the harry potter references I'd ghostly whisper in their ears.
5) If I could get away with it, any time where I could finish all my college work without stressing out :/
6) I'd establish a teacher's national holiday.
7) A huge pile of duct-tape rolls! The mythbusters proved you can use it to survive, so it's all I need!
8) Follow someone I don't like and get dirt on them! Bring all my recording equipment! Specifically either my old superintendent, My current college head director, or some big politician who really annoys me. Probably either trump or Clinton. Could go either way