omg 5,000 posts!!!

[Bulbasaur]

They do too matter! Once I beat out Rival Max for the number one post count spot I'll get to take over the forum, and then next THE WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

I heard if you get 20k posts you get control over the whole Internet.

[Noblejanobii]

I heard if you get 20k posts you get control over the whole Internet.

If that were true I'd already have control of the internet. I have 20K on another site. XD

[Bulbasaur]

If that were true I'd already have control of the internet. I have 20K on another site. XD

30k* then. Forgot about that.

[Noblejanobii]

30k* then. Forgot about that.

Dang it. Better get cranking.

[Palamon]

I heard if you get 20k posts you get control over the whole Internet.

Had 34,000 on a forum that died.
Didn't have control over the internet.