When work just drives you insane

[Caite-chan]

I work in the largest, busiest Theme Park in the UK. The amount of stupidity from guests is frankly astronomical, some of my favourite examples:

Not knowing how Velcro works
Thinking a phone can survive a 30ft drop at 40mph
Thinking we haven't spotted them filming on their phone against the rules

And of course:

Has anyone died on this?


And then there are the ride geeks. *shudders* Why anyone would want to try and stroke parts of the track/cars, I have no idea...

That's when I wait for them to get on the ride and then tell them people die on this ALL the time.........have fun and then send them on their way....lol.

[PV]

That's when I wait for them to get on the ride and then tell them people die on this ALL the time.........have fun and then send them on their way....lol.

And undoubtedly end up in a disciplinary for it knowing our place lol. It doesn't help that we had a major accident in 2015 which was the #1 news story for a few weeks, the number of horrible jokes we hear about it is frightening.