Alright...

Currently own:
Handhelds:
GB Advance (White) (Works pretty much perfect despite having fallen on the floor of our car and spent almost a week in the cold slush we tracked in)
GB Advance SP (Silver)
Original DS (Blue)
DS Lite (Blue)
3DS (Blue)
2DS (Red) (it's my brother's, but he lets me use it to trade Pokémon between X and Y and such)

Consoles:
PS
PS3
N64 (grey)
Game Cube (purple)
Wii

Previously owned:
NES
GB Colour (Grape) (Should never have let this go D;)
GB Pocket (Red) (My brother's, but I played it too)
N64 (That awesome see though light blue) (It didn't work very well DX)

I get the feeling I'm missing something...