Quote Originally Posted by Rival Max View Post
Your name is xanthe
You eat eggs every morning but call yourself a vegan
You blamed a nun for a fart you made.
"Xanthe" is actually my cover. My real name is Joe.
Eggs are gross so why would I do that
Shh that was a secret!

Okay here are yours:

1. Your feet are made of pizza
2. You burp so loudly that you've been known to wake up your neighbours
3. Your favourite snack is DESPAIR