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PLOT TWIST: For once, instead of making Blastoyse wear a hat, for this story I had Blastoyse BE the hat. So clever I am.
Okay, good, that's so much less horrifying than what I managed to see it as. I thought Blastoyse was wearing a costume, and it wasn't quite big enough and his head was poking through, and dear lord did it look painful. Admittedly, the non-caveman speech should have tipped me off.