If you could become an animal...

[[Desolate Divine]]

Well I would probably choose to go to afterlife (yay religion!) :P

But to choose an animal... Hmm...

Kangaroo? No, hunted and too stupid around roads.
Fox? No, same as above.
Domesticated Dog?

Spoiler:

I like having testicals. No thanks...

I also don't like their food. Eww.
Domesticated cat? Same as dog.
Giant Firebreqthing Drqgon From Skyrim? That will do nicely...haha but in all seriousness, I could pick faults at animals for days on end. I don't think I could decide.